wanderlust

being a feminist is like trying to fix a giant hole in the wall and discovering that the entire wall is rotting and filled with termites and you have a lot more work to do than you thought you did

And also the termites verbally attack you while you fix the wall.

"NOT ALL TERMITES ARE LIKE THAT"

me on my way to steal your man

“In case of an emergency this airplane is designed with 8 exits located around you.”

i WA S LAUGHING SO HARD I COULDNT EVNE REBLOG FOR A FEW MINUTES

SCUTTLE

what the fucking HELL is going on with heterosexuals

this is supposed to be hot but it looks like a man with a butt head who’s extremely dissatisfied with his life

make me choose ↳ deathlyhalow asked: the elder wand, the resurrection stone or the invisibility cloak

my favourite part of shakespeare plays is the person at the end that is like “see how these people fucked everything up. don’t do this. look at this fuckery. look at it. fuck this. fuck everything.”

*points at fully grown video game character* my child