you know you love me

i'm going to be so honest ... it's a little scary. I was under the impression that everything was fine here. It's people going missing now but what's next? It just makes you wonder what the council is actually doing ...

i'd definitely say peter his vibes are like super crazy. but also have you seen alice literally sleep walking all the time ? does she not get enough sleep or something ?

hm ! i think florian and ariel or wendy and king would be interesting. dare i say ... florian and hercules ? is that too crazy ! or hercules and myself. i am available herc !

I would say barley and penelope but we all know that man can't afford a nice enough ring that diva penny hainline would like. so, my money's on eric and leo.

obviously hopper. leader of a motorcycle gang and a fighting ring ? nothing sexier than that.

we've known penelope's a woman of taste and this further proves it. what do the kids say? she's just like me for real.

i'm casually waiting and seated to see what might unfold from these. give me something good! we're in need of a little drama!

hmm, max is the cutest so i'll marry him... don't know too much about sora but i'd rather marry them. ian seems like a sweetie pie but can he defend me in a fight? i don't think so.

hmmm, this would probably be hard if it were any one but me answering but clearly it's marry daphne, kiss nala, and bye bye miss piggy. duh!

this one is tough... at first thought i would marry whoever has the skeleton key blade thing and not worry about the others. but, if i have to play i think i'm going to marry roxas for looks. kiss sora because why not and if i must kill riku though i want to kiss them too. guess one of the requirements for being in their little gang is to be extremely good looking.

let's talk about it. she's cute, she's stylish, and so graceful. i'll pick her over piggy-- i mean penny any day.

i'm kissing kiara because i don't think she'd accept my proposal, marrying nala like hello, no brainer and sorry to simba but you gotta go babe.

i'm going to kiss sadie because she's like really pretty, marrying logan because duh. he's the cutest teague and I live by that and I'm killing beck. not even sorry. no rights for fuckboys in this house!

this is hard! they're all so hot. this is totally unfair of you to ask. okay I'm going to kiss eric because have you seen those curls? mesmerizing. I'm marrying simba because I've seen how he treats nala. queen treatment! and I'm going to also kiss adam before I end him. I'm so sorry adam you're just like too prickly to put up with forever.

literally! haven, babe, i get that's he's hot but you're soooooo much hotter and could do so much better. i need beck to get his shit together because he has a literal goddess on his hands.

you'd have to be an absolute idiot to deny that chemistry. they're totally cute and i'm betting one day we'll see them together.

first and foremost i want to say i don't want to do any of these things with any of these brothers. but, if i have to play the game. we're kissing leo and donnie. marrying raph.. and uh. kicking mikey. mikey is too kind to harm even if it's annoying.