The Funny Things

Haha penis short

I got put on the acephobia blacklist for reblogging a joke about the grinch not jerking off

Good luck getting into grad school now you bigoted piece of shit

some kid just skateboarded down my street crying

Me in the span of approximately two seconds

Reblog in 30 seconds for good luck

i wonder if there is anyone too nervous to talk to me.

probably not lmao 

if i was the joker id just get a restraining order on batman and superman whataere they gonna do? break the law? then theyre no better than me, a cold blooded murderer. and this would 100% work, because superheroe movies have the shittiest takes on ethics since fucking kant

Pressing the crosswalk button when there are already people standing there is like publicly announcing that you don’t trust any of them