WHAT's up guys

I get to be a feral hockey husband again so soon and I can't fucking wait

I have no idea what vitamins or minerals I'm lacking that always make corn flakes taste like the best thing in the world no matter how often I eat them, but I'll take it

I'm gonna be spending the next week at least sobbing in joy after watching CelinaSpookyBoo's video about finally getting to be a mama 🥺😭

I gotta stop editing in the living room, so often I hear a voice, take my headphones off and ask "what?" only to get "I was talking to the dog" lmao

I saw "big nose" and went "who's talking about me???"

I'm down a true crime rabbit hole, but who wants a new friend?

When you read a low-key cursed comment but it's also funny as fuck but you're in public so you end up trying to hold the laughter in so nobody asks you to explain it and end up sounding like you're having an asthma attack lmao

Today is the best day ever 🥰😁

I woke up with the thought "bitch, I bite" in my head and I wish I remembered what the fuck I was dreaming about to prompt that lmao

I get so sad when old buildings collapse, or worse, get torn down. All that history and memories and experiences just gone for no good reason.

Sometimes I forget my audience and make jokes about haunted dolls coming to get me and suddenly the kids are crying and I have to figure out how to explain my dark sense of humor to toddlers

If you haven't watched mine and Sam's "we trapped 20 YouTubers in a haunted city" video yet, what are you even doing with your life???

In our house, dino nuggets and chicken tenders and that stuff is called "dad food" instead of kid food, and it's entirely because of me lmao