so bECAUSE OF THE UPDATE I WENT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING AT 12AM SO NATURALLY SOMEONE THOUGHT I WAS BEING MURDERED AND CALLED THE POLICE AND WHEN THEY GOT HERE I HAD TO GIVE THEM MY EXPLANATION FOR SCREAMING AT 12AM SO I JUST SAID HOMESTUCK AND ONE OF THE COPS EYES SUDDENLY GOT REALLY BIG AND THEN HE SAID “IT UPDATED??!?” AND THEN HE READ THE UPDATE ON HIS PHONE I HAVE A GROWN POLICE MAN SITTING IN MY DRIVEWAY CRYING AND CURSING AT HUSSIE UNDER HIS BREATH HIS PARTER GAVE HIM A SHOCK BLANKET OH MY GOD 

date of origin: 2013

does mace work on birds

if a heron is attacking me will mace be an effective deterrent

time sensitive question please respond

did he ghost you or did he get trapped in a gorilla costume and no one would help him out?

Did this happen

I nearly lost my beloved fiancé this way

The dream: I am a glamorous 1940s film star.  My man is an eccentric and obsessive director.  He makes films to showcase me.  We get called before HUAC.  I sail through their questioning.  He screams and calls them fascists and gets blacklisted.  We move to Europe.  We make weird experimental films through the sixties.  I start directing.  We come back to America in the seventies.  I win an Oscar as a formal sign of forgiveness.  My memoirs are not ghostwritten.  NARS names a lipstick after me.  I die over the age of 100, having lived long enough to sue Ryan Murphy.

jelly fish are gonna out-exist us because they don’t know things and they don’t pretend to that’s how it should be

bro shut up i’m trying to recall the details of my prophetic dream