they should invent a body that feels normal to be inside of

going to the choices made in anger market. what do you guys want

brought nothing to the gun fight. whatever man

convinced if i keep digging in deeper i can find a secret way out that's not through. haven't found it yet but i think i'm close

did you know that apparently if you try to act normal the normalness doesn't come through but the acting does. and did you know apparently everyone can smell this on you like a bloodhound

age regressing by 5 minutes so i can remember what i was just asked to do

supermarkets should have benches

everywhere should have benches

“there’s an ai tool for that” okay ?? there’s probably an ed sheeran song for it too who gives a fuck

i would like to officially thank sesame for its seeds, its oil, and of course its street

I love jaywalking with another pedestrian lol we’re unionized

this too shall pass but the fuck was that for

[as if this is not a normal and natural human thing to want] yeah i just really want to connect with people for some reason. Like some weird loser freak

perhaps. i do want to be loved. unfortunate.

FUCKKKKKKK what if something bad happened and I forgot to worry about it

anytime i talk to people i feel like i need to be shot.

I WILL do everything I’ve been procrastinating this month

#aprilfools