gai

one day some of you will actually go outside and go to pride and you’re going to meet old black queens who refers to themselves as femme, you’ll meet people from small towns who still use the word transsexual, you’ll see that your local activist organization set up a stall about your local LGBT history that includes leather bar’s history, you’ll see lesbians in groups refer to themselves as “guys” and “boys”, you’ll see someone with breasts and pasties and little else have “he / him” painted on his chest, and you’ll be so caught up with your terminally online attitude that instead of appreciating the wide diversity of people who exist in the LGBT community who are brave enough to share themselves you’ll just be formulating posts and tweets in your head for when get home about how “problematic” it all was and it’s honestly tragic

“prince phillip died bc his tea was too strong, prince philip died bc the necromancer mispronounced a vowel, philip died bc some brave hero finally smashed the reliquary” shut the fuck up he died as a birthday gift to lil nas x

Butch Hartman was directing a new animated Garfield film. He canceled it because people wouldn’t stop asking him if Garfield and Odie were dating, and he didn’t want anyone to think Garfield and Odie were gay.

Nintendo released a new Mario game series called Mario Ballet where Mario was dressed in a tutu and junk like a ballerina and the mechanics were kind of like in Just Dance, but for ballet. People hated it.