remember when u used to go over to ur friends house and youd go down to the ‘computer room’ to the dads old shitty desktop computer and sit on the giant black leather computer chair and ur friend would show u charlie the unicorn and epic rap battles of history type stuff on youtube while thier younger siblings bugged you for a turn to use the computer

Damn that penis is PINK!

so great for so many reasons

Someone get her an Oscar please

its weird being 18, 19, 20 in 2016 because i remember going into kindergarten and seeing those chunky ass giant computers at the desk and then going through school while technology rapidly develops and graduate in a world where people can have the entire internet and more just in their pocket like idk its so strange to me

sorry to add to the post but I remember in 5th grade when they invented the “smart whiteboard” and my school won one for the library and everyone lost their shit because they were so expensive and I graduated high school last year and by the time I graduated every single classroom had one. Watching technology go from glitchy and expensive to powerful and affordable within less than ten years continues to blow my mind

This post makes me feel old. I remember going into my principal’s office when I was in elementary school and watching him roll the ink onto a gestetner to make worksheet copies. *sigh*

I’m not the mom friend, I’m the dad friend: tries to take care of his friends but is too distant and emotionally clumsy to be any good at it

I am immediately reblogging this again because it’s the cutest thing I’ve ever seen

FULL LIFE CONSEQUENCES

Whoever writes Team Rocket-style mottos for the Pokemon Go teams earns my undying gratitude.

To ignite the flame where true strength grows To conquer the skies and the seas below To radiate power from deep within To finish the fight and expect to win, (Names of party here) Team VALOR stands tall, our courage shines through, Surrender now or prepare to lose!

To illuminate the dark with harsh light To channel our instincts and win the fight To recognise and fulfil our inner desires To start off strong and never fall to mire (Names of party) Team INSTINCT shines bright, our intuition reigns true Surrender now or we’ll show you!

To discover the strength in the big and small To learn all we can to catch them all To fight back with knowledge against ignorance To use our research as deliverance (Names of party) Team MYSTIC learns all; our knowledge is might Surrender now or prepare to fight!

Dude.

I'm a mess of social anxiety and sexual energy