Stuff and junk

i spend 3 trillion dollars monthly on picture frames. dont like it? face my wrath

but wizard. there are more words on the other side of the page

oh no

Ghost: I’m just trying to complete my unfinished business but I’m dummy thicc and the clap of my asscheeks keeps alerting the new homeowners.

raisin bran crunch has all the necessary nutrients for great coochie

My nan eats that 😧

Guess what your nan has

stop reblogging this i meant to write 1347

ive irreparably fucked up this doge meme. i’m a disgrace.

The rats weren’t carrying the plague, it was the fleas on the rats.

I guess busses dont carry people since they just carry seats and the seats have people, then?

If an armed militia travels by bus and exits the bus to kill people, you don’t say those people were killed by the bus.

doge’s pet rat is fucking sick and you are arguing about busses? fucking busses? 

My 3 brain cells

I didn’t pick that up until @lostmypotatoes brought it up, but yeah. Confusion mixed with dawning awareness, mortal terror, and “Great to see you again!”

“that’s a lowball yung joc, I refuse to pay you under 10k”

this was fucking legendary and ive been looking for it for the longest

I downloaded 14 copies of this picture onto my computer just to be safe

I will tell my grandkids bout this

y’all know that thing that happens every time a new pokemon gen is revealed where you see the starters and are just like “these......... don’t look like pokemon” until like, an entire hour later when they suddenly look completely normal.

This is so badass

a lil something for @imfemalewarrior