I can't wait for gravity to bring you close to me

I’d have to wait months or even years for another chance to reblog this, so why the fuck not?

TODAY

Watching my entire dash rise like Mushu to dunk on the travesty that is the TW movie is definitely a highlight of this whole mess.

the only thing stopping me from inviting my mutuals to have a coffee with cake and talk about our blorbos is geography 

not in the fandom, not out of the fandom, but a secret third thing

sorry I got mad about the way a fictional tv character was treated. it’ll happen again

Just read enough Teen Wolf movie spoilers to know that my opinion has not changed: Derek Hale deserved better and Jeff Davis can go fuck himself.

they should invent a loneliness that’s bearable

referring to my tits as "the boys" not because calling them girls would be dysphoric but because they are like goons to me. henchmen.

i think if your account has existed on this site for a certain number of years you should be grandfathered into ad free browsing. a decade seems reasonable like if you signed up in 2012 or prior you have tenure

Were you a victim of the Mishapocalypse? You might be entitled to compensation

“are you okay” no bro i constantly feel like i am too much but simultaneously not enough

Frenchmen be like “this pitch black cave full of skeletons is not scary enough, I must make it worse”