Waking Up Sore

i do want a dildo that's too big for me so I can struggle with it cutely

people will want huge tits but hate fat girls. thats like loving oranges and hating orange trees. fuck you.

wore a white dress and walked in the rain to the barracks so all the knights could see my skin peeking through the fabric and i said “oh my, excuse me ladies, it seems i got myself lost in the downpour… i’m all alone and no one even knows i’m here…” and they just gave me warm clothes and made me soup so i didn’t catch a cold and escorted me back to my room. i fucking hate chivalry

need someone to match my freak on this omegaverse breeding kink like I need you to shove me around into different positions until we finally find the one that lets you see the pulsing bulge of your strap in my belly when you move just so you can push a hand down over it while you fuck me and promise to put a little pup in me

why do male doms on here all talk like sephiroth

“Using you to feed my unquenchable hunger” shut the fuck up alucard, you’re making eating pussy sound cringe

I love the concept of brats so much. like wdym your kink role is The Ragebaiter

ppl following me for the i love pussy post do u promise to still lovr me when i scream abt wanting to choke on someone's entire dick and balls and live in his pubes ? .... ????

would you meet me for a beer and to suck on my tits

Sweet subby men who fuck you like their life depends on it

dry humping where he’s on top of you and you can feel him against your core with every faux thrust and you’re both panting into each other’s mouths and it’s needier because you aren’t quite there he’s not actually inside you and you’re grabbing at his clothes and his hands are in your hair and he’s desperate and whining and

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich

I see a lot of posts about being passed around by your dom that are like "use me, destroy my holes, treat me like an object" etc but i really think theres something to be said for being the beloved fleshlight for a group of people. Laying back on the sofa or bed, as comfortable as possible, blissed out and spoiled with all your favourite things. Your dom making sure everyone knows the rules, that playing with you is a privellege theyll revoke in an instant if you treat their toy with anything other than reverence, respect, and the desire to make it cum over and over. I want to be the toy loaned out for use, but i dont want to be used selfishly by them. I want to be the selfish one. I want to be desired and coveted. I want everyone in that room throbbing between their legs at just the idea of getting to touch me, to be the one that brings those sweet sounds out of me, to finally, finally sink into that tight, wet heat that has my dom obsessed with fucking me. I want to be the prize that everyone is fucking aching to get their hands on.

doggy style so i can still play sudoku