Are we back?

Called out

“what’s your five year plan” bro i wake up every day confused by the fact that i’m even alive

to increase steel production 300%

I made a new friend that day. I love all turtles, but that one is my favorite.

He’s the town drunkard who gets a bad rap but once you get on his good side he’s a ride or die, he’ll be there for you no matter what. After a long night of getting up to trouble about the town, being chased out of every tavern you both settle down at his house and you look at Elf Jones and you say “You know what Jones? You’re alright.” And he’ll laugh that hearty laugh and say “You’re not too bad yerself, boy!” Before raising his glass like so and gulping the whole thing down, not a drop wasted. “To friends,” he says “old and new.”