when u shave but he start acting up so u glue it back on

if I go to banksys theme park and sit down in the middle of everything and just scream do you think people will think im an exhibit

low key I love when the hairdresser doesn’t talk to me when they’re cutting my hair

I can’t wait until our generation becomes teachers that actually know how to make a video full screen and get the god damn cursor out of the way

Lol

what’s really amazing to me is that people are so afraid of body hair on women that even in a shaving commercial they won’t show a hairy leg. they demonstrate the razor by shaving a hairless leg. they show their product being completely useless instead of showing leg hair. it’s just crazy

ok honestly if you’re ever curious about anything, get me sleep deprived and asked me at 3 in the morning and you’ll get a solid answer.

for my final trick, i shall turn into a disappointment