Wafflato Universe

(ok first let me rec ‘every breath you take’ which is a yandere take on this concept but let me take these headcanons somewhere a little less dark except i think i accidentally insinuated if you’re not a good lay sorbet and gelato will murder you in cold blood)

Sometimes the members of La Squadra are in their hideout when you come to clean; you notice that they’re all handsome and cool and dangerous in a way that makes your blood run hot, even if you try to talk yourself down from the way your heart beats in your chest. You know, from the bloodstains you’ve scrubbed from carpet and the bullets scattered in drawers and the way that your job is treated in deathly silent warnings, that these men are involved in Passione. It’s more than your life’s worth to wonder about what - but still. You can’t help but find the flare of danger and fear attractive, and none of La Squadra are going to miss that. 

They don’t notice that you’re sometimes clumsy around them, or that your face heats up when they come to close. They notice that you dress nicely and can’t draw their eyes away from the curves of your body when you’re around - and, honestly, it’s nice to be appreciated. You don’t think it’s ever going to come to more than appreciation - they know as well as you do that getting actually involved with any of them would be too dangerous for words. 

You’re wrong about the first part.