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There he go

literally ok so not a funny story but kind of funny? when I was nine I encountered rape in a book and I was like hey mom what’s this mean and she explained it and I was like oh. gross. and then like two weeks later a girl on the bus abruptly disclosed her csa and we were all like ????? what ???? but I was like wait hang on there’s a word for that ☝️🤓 and explained what it meant and that it was illegal and that you could talk to a teacher or my mom if it had happened to you and everyone was like ohhhhh I see I see and very somberly comforted the girl (she was safe she was removed from her home and living with my neighbor at the time so it wasn’t Urgent)

i opened the roster rescue map for fun and i tried to get inigo to do something and i guess he just got so embarrassed he broke the textbox and then hid it with his whole body until it was over. sure honey whatever helps you sleep at night...

like omfg whatever man

unfortunately this will not deter a really big frog, because a really big frog is full of things like prizes, and value, and quite a lot of hatred, and it would REALLY rather like to replace any and all of those things with your blood, and basically by any means possible.

the path of wisdom is always to hire an electrician.

I couldn't wait to meet you

the flow of time is always cruel

I hope the remake includes my little sage this time 🌱

WELL...

They hit her with the unseasoned chicken beam 💔💔💔

boy without a fairy

number theory* diagram