legacy points deducted

not using AI genuinely feels like the rest of the world is experiencing some kind of mass amnesia. if someone says they never use it, the immediate response is that can't be true because "everyone" uses it to write their emails or answer their questions. saw a comment suggesting that not using chatgpt to write an essay is "like the 90s". girl I graduated in 2021 and we weren't doing that! how is it that everyone has suddenly forgotten that they were entirely capable of doing these things all by themselves for their entire lives up until the past few years!! am I going crazy!!!

as a diagnosed pussy empath, I'm constantly at risk of developing psychogenic thrush whenever I glimpse a vacuum-sealed vulva through a tight pair of leggings. this is excruciating, debilitating, humiliating, and titillating, and it happens almost daily at my loss prevention job at Athleta, where I am routinely exposed to unvaccinated and elasticated yoga THOTs with no regard for evidence-based medicine and no concern for pubic health. please show some consideration for the vaginally vulnerable among us, and #PickThatCamelToe before i come to very real harm.

Mushrooms kinda having a moment. I feel like ive read three separate horror stories where the twist is "it was fungus all along"

girl nothing is ever gonna be all the way together just enjoy the bits and pieces #yourfragments

Like two years ago I ran into a salamander biologist in the woods who complimented my ability to 'walk quietly in the forest while causing minimal disturbance to the leaf litter.' Still goes to my head.