Moon Mouse 🌙

what should i eat if i want to be fatter and sexier i mean they

anyone else notice the moon has been having an effect on the earth recently?

she's been having an effect on me too

tell me about these effects

i see her and i fall in love

like a love potion?

idk what it is but i'm drinking it in

well share!!!!!!!!!

*takes you by the hand and leads you into a moonlit clearing, gently lifting your chin so that you gaze upon her brilliance*

anyone else notice the moon has been having an effect on the earth recently?

she's been having an effect on me too

tell me about these effects

i see her and i fall in love

like a love potion?

idk what it is but i'm drinking it in

anyone else notice the moon has been having an effect on the earth recently?

she's been having an effect on me too

tell me about these effects

i see her and i fall in love

anyone else notice the moon has been having an effect on the earth recently?

she's been having an effect on me too

oh your amulet was cursed by the lord of the 7th layer of hell? that's cool i guess... mine was cursed by the moon, and everyone knows the moon. how many people know your lord's name? yeah, thought so, not nearly as many as the fucking MOON. so anyways, enjoy your b-list misdeeds, i have some real terror to get up to 💅

also also the moon is super niceys

yeah!! the moon killed my fiancée before we got married and then i uncovered that she was planning on taking away my amulet... bullet dodged!!!

oh! uh, the moon just gave me druid powers i didn't know she did that kind of thing too

oh your amulet was cursed by the lord of the 7th layer of hell? that's cool i guess... mine was cursed by the moon, and everyone knows the moon. how many people know your lord's name? yeah, thought so, not nearly as many as the fucking MOON. so anyways, enjoy your b-list misdeeds, i have some real terror to get up to 💅

also also the moon is super niceys

just learned a new spell called "i love you" the verbal component of the spell is me saying "i love you" and the somatic component is kissing you on the mouth

i'm not sure I understand how it's done, can you show me?

mousegirl at the party celebrating your new home giving you a mousewarming gift

there's a board game called mouse WHAT

what about a game where you win by being nice to us instead

is there a ranked lobby for the being nice game? i'm only interested in playing if it's competitive

it's not nearly as competitive as the Being Mean game unforchies

so what you're saying is we can get competitive about being competitive with the being mewn game?

*on the verge of tears* uh-huh yep yes

there's a board game called mouse WHAT

what about a game where you win by being nice to us instead

is there a ranked lobby for the being nice game? i'm only interested in playing if it's competitive

it's not nearly as competitive as the Being Mean game unforchies

there's a board game called mouse WHAT

what about a game where you win by being nice to us instead

>>> CLICK HERE to chat with SLEEPY MOUSEGIRLS in your area who want to SNUGGLE <<<

you can't trick me, i know what happens when you give a mousegirl a click....

trackpads and touchscreens may have taken our jobs from us but there was once a time when you could not click anything without the the aid of the humble mousegirl

this is true.... mousegirls have brought me so much joy on my Puter

being clicked is enrichment for the mouse it’s a loving relationship that goes both ways

if i click you then will i get riches beyond my belief?

*click click click click*

umm sorry to ask so much but can you plz do me one more favor and double-click the file named mouse-infestation.exe

*right click run as administrator*

the mouses have harmed me once again....