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instead of "Alexei eating poptarts" or "Yelena in the vents", we must come up with new headcanons and make history

Bob always does normal domestic chores, often getting in the way of important missions and spy business. "All I'm saying is Bucky is our best sniper" "It would be a much quieter assassination if I just slipped into the condo and cut his—" "Hey sorry guys, anyone have laundry? I'm doing a load"

Yelena and her guinea pig always eat meals together at the dining table. Everyone has their Chinese food or barbeque, meanwhile the rodent is loudly munching on a salad right beside them

Bucky is the mom and always keeps them on track. "Ava you have a dentist appointment in the morning, and bring Bob so they can add him to the insurance. Lena how was therapy? Alexei, I said no vodka until dinner"

Alexei is always coming up with new promotional ideas for the team. Cartoon tv show, cereal, toothpaste flavour...every day he thinks he's come up with the next big thing. Whenever they actually get put into production (Wheaties) he collects and saves it, and won't let anyone use a different product. (He threw out Yelena's frosted flakes and it took both Bucky and John to get her to stop attacking him)

Ava likes to phase and sneak attack her teammates at random. She claims it's for training but really she just thinks it's funny hearing them scream

- He would show off magic tricks to you and makes you his volunteer to test out new tricks he has in mind

-Saves front row seats for you whenever you watch his magic shows

- Constantly flirts and teases with you whenever he gets the chance

- Gives your flowers (specifically rainbow roses) every time you guys spend time together

- dedicates magic tricks to you in his shows. Will tease you if you’re embarrassed.  

- After long missions he’ll want to do nothing but have you in his arms until the morning. He won’t say much, you'll know he’s exhausted and needs your comfort.

- Has a busy schedule because of his magic shows and house of hearth missions so he values the time he has with you and makes the most out of it

- Definitely extremely clingy in the morning. He’ll NOT let go of you and beg for five more minutes (it’s been half an hour)

- Takes you to fancy restaurants in Fontaine. Secretly takes a bite of your food when you’re not looking and pretends he’s innocent 

- Observant so he’ll know if you’re feeling distress or uncomfortable