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it is impossible to watch a movie. every night i think i want to watch a movie. no movie gets watched. because it's not possible

and yet they keep making movies with the hopes that one day humanity will discover a way to watch them. it's so inspiring

it’s never a normal temperature anymore it’s always some fucking bullshit

a book should be $5 a little drink should be $2 and museum access should be free and all hours

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can i admit that i dnf’ed nbc hannibal because even though i was jerking my shit crazy style to it i did actively hate those two being together. what if we ate some vegetables and hummus and had a beach episode guys i think thatd be pretty subversive and fucked up

i reblogged this already but this is genuinely my favorite post abt hannibal 😭

I don't see enough people talking about Judy poovy repeating exactly what the greek class just discussed in a simpler matter. It's the definition of men's deeply philosophical thoughts being just another Wednesday afternoon for teenage girls

you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself

I am anti-sonder. I believe I am the only person in the world experiencing complex thought.

Someone just beat me in an argument, so now I think there are two people in the world experiencing complex thought.

can i admit that i dnf’ed nbc hannibal because even though i was jerking my shit crazy style to it i did actively hate those two being together. what if we ate some vegetables and hummus and had a beach episode guys i think thatd be pretty subversive and fucked up

what a combination of words and phrases

is this me finding out that ian forbes isn’t actually his name and just a name fueled by insanity

god can mercedes give them one normal livery

Those evil little gay men have taken over my every thought

what can i say i find problematic characters interesting and completely fictional

what is WRONG with you people. STOP WRITING INCEST PLEASE???