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❝Happy fucking Friday.❞ ❝Last night, I almost convinced myself that I cracked the wall in my bedroom without touching it.❞ ❝Mom says if you stare at the toaster too long, it’ll never pop.❞ ❝That’s just what happens when you live in a shitty house with a shitty foundation. Stuff starts to crack.❞ ❝Yeah, well, see, what Mom doesn’t know is that I can do stuff with my mind.❞ ❝Cool! Can I see?❞ ❝Didn’t you wear that sweater yesterday?❞ ❝Yeah, Mom. I did. ‘Cause I’m disgusting.❞ ❝Listen, I need you to do some shopping for me today, ‘cause we’re about to run out of everything.❞ ❝No thanks.❞ / ❝I wasn’t asking.❞ ❝How am I supposed to bring all this home?❞ ❝In exchange for… sexual favors with strangers. Got it.❞ ❝Hilarious.❞ ❝Hey, change your sweater.❞ ❝You’re making me look like a bad mom. And I’m a friggin’ good mom!❞ ❝Grocery shopping. This is my life.❞ ❝You goin’ to school?❞ ❝Well, I hate to ask, but… can you give me a ride after school?❞ ❝I swear to God, I would, but…❞ ❝People like what?❞ ❝I know it’s stupid, but it’s a pretty big game, you know?❞ ❝You’re going to the game, too?❞ ❝I still need to find a way to buy some fucking groceries and get them fucking home.❞ ❝What the fuck?❞ ❝Desperate times, stupid measures.❞ ❝Hey, I need your car.❞ ❝Are you kidding?❞ ❝My dad would murder me.❞ ❝Do you even have a license?❞ ❝It’s fine. It’s fine. I got this.❞ ❝Guess it’s up to me to redeem the good old family name.❞ ❝I’ve never seen your dad. Like, ever.❞ ❝My life is way better when he’s not around.❞ ❝Wish he’d just stay gone, you know?❞ ❝It doesn’t bother me.❞ ❝Sorry, I just need to drop something off real quick.❞ ❝See you next week.❞ ❝What are you, like a drug dealer or something?❞ ❝Can you ring it up again? I think you overcharged me.❞ ❝Are you gonna pay or what?❞ ❝Do you need me to spot you?❞ ❝I’ll just put it all back. It’s fine.❞ ❝Panic attacks, huh?❞ ❝Why are you still talking to me?❞ / ❝Because everyone else in this town’s boring.❞ ❝I’ve never smoked before.❞ ❝Do you wanna try?❞ ❝I just had to try it. Try to numb whatever the hell’s going on inside me.❞ ❝My eyes felt heavy. My mind felt… empty.❞ ❝Surprised you even come to this stuff. It’s so lame.❞ ❝It’s the opposite of lame. It’s theater. It’s live theater.❞ ❝What could be more tragic? More Shakesperean? Think about it.❞ ❝This is as good as it gets for them.❞ ❝I like watching ‘em, like Hamlet, when everything toes to shit in the end… and everyone dies.❞ ❝That is so not true.❞ ❝So, wanna smoke again?❞ ❝Would you rather be an eagle or a jellyfish?❞ ❝That is such a non-question.❞ ❝What is with you and jellyfish?❞ ❝I read somewhere that once humans destroy themselves, this planet isn’t gonna belong to the roaches. How could it? I mean, we’re like 70% water. I mean, roaches aren’t shit.❞ ❝So, what, we’re gonna become, like, the planet of the jelly?❞ ❝Okay! I’ll tell you my secret. But, when I tell you, you cannot tell anyone.❞ ❝No one! Understand?❞ ❝I mean, I have never seen something so disgusting.❞ ❝I don’t know exactly how to describe the way I feel when I’m around ____.❞

❝Hi. My name’s _______. I’m a boring 17-year-old white girl.❞ ❝I’m not special is what I’m trying to say. And I’m okay with that.❞ ❝She said it might help with my moods.❞ ❝I keep losing my temper. I don’t want to, but it just spills out.❞ ❝My dad sorta died… last spring.❞ ❝Now no one knows what to say to me.❞ ❝Can I just use my phone.❞ ❝Hmm… your phone will be distracting, don’t you think?❞ ❝I’d like you to have something a little more… therapeutic.❞ ❝These things are never easy, but I do want you to at least attempt to have a normal high school experience.❞ ❝Here’s to a ‘normal high school experience’. Whatever the fuck that means.❞ ❝Just talkin’ science.❞ ❝Aw, come on, fire crotch. Laugh. That was funny.❞ ❝She’s such a bad ass.❞ ❝I’m not the kind of person that likes attention, really.❞ ❝She just makes me feel different.❞ ❝He/she keeps me laughing when all I wanna do is melt into the floor.❞ ❝He’s sort of sweet, you know?❞ ❝Holy shit! No way! Holy shit!❞ ❝So, what, are you guys, like, suddenly girlfriend and boyfriend, or something?❞ ❝Look, I really like him, okay?❞ ❝This is. The. Worst.❞ ❝Yeah. Oh, yeah. No. Sure, I get it.❞ ❝Just give him a chance.❞ ❝Oh, come on, there’s gotta be someone you sort of like. Just a little.❞ ❝I don’t know. I just guess I haven’t really thought about it.❞ ❝Hey, babe. Sorry I’m late.❞ ❝Ugh. They both call each other ‘babe’. Kill me right now.❞ ❝I was just asking.❞ ❝Want a burger? Let’s get a burger. I’ve got some cash.❞ ❝Jesus, do you ever smile?❞ / ❝Not. Today.❞ ❝So, what have we decided?❞ ❝Whatever you want, babe…❞ ❝I wish you would just stop talking.❞ ❝Oh shit.❞ ❝Oh, my God.❞ ❝Oh, fuck.❞ ❝Are you okay?❞ ❝Yeah, fine. Just give me a minute.: ❝So, here’s the deal.❞ ❝Today, I almost convinced myself that I made some guy’s nose bleed. With my mind.❞ ❝Mostly, I just need to chill out more.❞ ❝I am not losing my first and only very best friend ever.❞ ❝Where I feel shitty about basically everything about myself, ___ is the master of zero fucks.❞ ❝Oh, my leg fell asleep. One sec.❞ ❝Can I walk with you?❞ ❝Shoes. Who needs ‘em?❞ ❝That’s a… terrible name for a band.❞ ❝Bet they sound like shit.❞ ❝We can get high.❞ ❝I’ve never been high before.❞ ❝I mean, you don’t have to. I was – I was just, you know…❞ ❝What a world we live in.❞ ❝Mom and I haven’t been getting along lately.❞ ❝Well, thanks for telling me your life story, Mom.❞ ❝No. Wait, come back here. I’m not done yet. Eyes on me.❞ ❝Oh, great, now I get to feel like a sausage while I’m serving it.❞ ❝Can you just make sure that your brother/sister does his/her homework and eats some dinner?❞ ❝Can you just do something for me, anything, just once, without questioning?❞ ❝Here I thought I was being so charming.❞ ❝Really doesn’t matter what we’re talking about, Mom and I could sit in silence for the rest of our lives, and she’d still annoy the crap out of me.❞ ❝Hey, Goob. Done your homework yet?❞ ❝Come on. Mom says you have to work hard if you’re gonna succeed?❞ ❝Well, the plan’s always been for me to sit back and watch you succeed.❞ ❝Oh, hey, who knows? Maybe one day, if you really work hard enough you get to be the one to pay for my funeral.❞ ❝How was school today?❞ ❝It’s really cool, man. It’s some of your best work yet.❞ ❝Sorry, what was the plan again?❞ ❝Oh, vengeance. Got it.❞ ❝You are so weird.❞ / ❝Yeah, I know.❞ ❝Okay, so… confession. I started getting these zits on my thighs. I am straight up disgusting.❞ ❝It’s probably just puberty. I don’t know.❞ ❝Sometimes at night, I want to touch myself. But I don’t.❞ ❝The later Mom gets home, the more wine she drinks.❞ ❝What are we watching?❞ ❝It’s hot as balls in this house.❞ ❝What did – What did you do?❞ ❝Just, sometimes it feels like… the people I love don’t love me back.❞ ❝Maybe you’re aiming too high, hon.❞ ❝She’s such a bitch sometimes. Dad would have understood.❞ ❝I guess I’m on my own.❞ ❝Sometimes, I wonder what’s wrong with me. Why sometimes I feel like I’m boiling inside.❞ ❝Maybe I am way more fucked up than I thought.❞

❝Wha – what’s going on?❞ ❝At last, you are awake. We can begin.❞ ❝What are you gonna do?❞ ❝No. I hunt power.❞ ❝You have your trophy, I have mine.❞ ❝Get way from me! Leave me alone!❞ ❝Give it back! Give it back!❞ ❝I’ve never seen such a thing.❞ ❝Only a fool does not believe their own eyes.❞ ❝Hand me your blade.❞ ❝It is not a request.❞ ❝As you command.❞ ❝Try not to get yourself killed.❞ ❝Am I going the wrong way again?❞ ❝You’re… scared for me?❞ ❝Don’t play with your food, coward.❞ ❝Just kill me now.❞ ❝That’ll never happen.❞ ❝All living things consume other things to survive.❞ Death is unnatural. Death is a cruel joke. Death mocks life.❞ ❝We are nothing alike.❞ ❝There was nothing I could do.❞ ❝I tried. I just couldn’t save him.❞ ❝You couldn’t save any of them.❞ ❝You make it sound so much more nefarious than it really is.❞ ❝I ran away, but for very good reason!❞ ❝I don’t have time for stories today.❞ ❝You have defied me time and again.❞ ❝I mean no disrespect.❞ / ❝Yes, you do!❞ ❝I value truth.❞ ❝I value knowledge.❞ ❝The choice is pets or enemies: choose wisely.❞ ❝It’s difficult being the voice of reason in such a crazed world.❞ ❝No. I have failed you.❞ ❝I’m going to a party. I need a dress.❞ ❝Do not worry. You’re safe in my hands.❞ ❝I could make an exception.❞ ❝I guess I could take a bath.❞ ❝How do I look?❞ ❝It’s not going to happen.❞ ❝Come along inside then.❞ ❝What’s wrong with that one’s face?❞ ❝I don’t like it. Get it out of here.❞ ❝I like the ugly one on the end.❞ ❝Are you hurt?❞ ❝Well, that was fun.❞ ❝Go on, you’ve earned a rest.❞ ❝It’s good to see you again.❞ ❝You spin quite the tale, but do you offer any proof?❞ ❝When was the last time you washed your hands?❞ ❝Why would I ever wash my hands?❞ ❝I’m sorry I doubted you.❞ ❝My father sacrificed his life for me.❞ ❝What is this place?❞ ❝Quiet! I’m not done.❞ ❝This is a sordid plot of a power-hungry witch!❞ ❝I will not give in to chaos!❞ ❝It’s time all of you hear the truth.❞ ❝You must light the fires of resistance! The first fire already blazes.❞ ❝Forgive the interruption, but I must speak with you.❞ ❝What vexes you, child?❞ ❝Traitors conspire against you.❞ ❝Stand down! These are not our enemies.❞ ❝Innocent lives are at risk.❞ ❝This is invaluable information.❞ ❝Get away from my daughter.❞ ❝You don’t know what you’re doing!❞ ❝I know exactly what I’m doing.❞ ❝I have allowed you to buy my loyalty with cheap trinkets. No more!❞ ❝It’s your fault.❞ ❝There’s nothing you could have done.❞ ❝You said yourself. Your mother was a traitor.❞ ❝You know then what you must do.❞ ❝It’s not too late.❞ ❝You’re my sister!❞ / ❝You’re no sister of mine!❞ ❝You’ve been through a terrible ordeal.❞ ❝Justice must be served.❞ ❝Best we take the troublemakers?❞

❝Would you look at this mess?❞ ❝You’ll give everyone nightmares with that wailing.❞ ❝That ought to do it.❞ ❝Did you see that?❞ ❝That was no wind. We are not alone.❞ ❝I command you! Reveal yourself!❞ ❝Let’s get out of here.❞ ❝What does that mean?❞ ❝I hope it was supposed to do that.❞ ❝What is this place?❞ ❝It’s a puzzle! Oh, I love puzzles!❞ ❝Every problem has a solution.❞ ❝I demand more!❞ ❝I don’t need a fork.❞ ❝Don’t you look delicious? Yes, you do!❞ ❝Are you going to eat that?❞ ❝Touch my plate, and you will draw back a ruined stump.❞ ❝I can feel my portentous bulk wasting away already.❞ ❝My strength wanes by the day.❞ ❝That’s all any of you talk about since I returned.❞ ❝It’s my party. Talk about me!❞ ❝You cannot comprehend the exquisite vitality it bestows until you have tried it for yourself.❞ ❝I too am eager to taste this.❞ ❝Moderation is for the meek!❞ ❝Immortality is our right.❞ ❝It’s because of you our secrets roam the countryside in the mind of a renegade, waiting to destroy us!❞ ❝You question my bravery?❞ ❝Keep your clothes on, spithead!❞ ❝Incompetent smipp!❞ ❝How exciting!❞ ❝You only dare flap your jaw because you sit at _________’s side.❞ ❝Let’s see if your fists are half as fearsome as your tongue!❞ ❝I bring order! Peace!❞ ❝There’s going to be a fight!❞ ❝A meal and a show!❞ ❝You! You are reckless! Lead us into war!❞ ❝I welcome war!❞ ❝Because you are too thick-headed to use your brain.❞ ❝I need results, not talk.❞ ❝Be silent, or I will silence you.❞ ❝You talk too much.❞ ❝We rot while you chatter!❞ ❝My plan is working, I just need more time.❞ ❝More time, more words, more nothing!❞ ❝Forgiveness is for the feeble.❞ ❝I need new counsel. A counselor who understands how to wield power.❞ ❝Bring this crisis to a swift end.❞ ❝Look what you have done!❞ ❝That’s enough from you, weakling!❞ ❝How dare you!❞ ❝Everything grows old, everything passes on.❞ ❝It must be hard feeling so isolated from your kind that you take solace in the company of the meek and fuzzy.❞ ❝Perhaps I can find a way to expedite your progress.❞ ❝I beg you to reconsider.❞ ❝You should’ve seen your face. You were so scared.❞ ❝I will go no further… I will go a bit further.❞ ❝Why make me walk so far?❞ ❝What is my prey?❞ ❝You insult me!❞ ❝It is I who has been insulted.❞ ❝When will you learn? Only the hunt matters!❞ ❝I will take his lying tongue!❞ ❝I will be handling your interrogation from this point forward.❞ ❝Get your claws off me!❞ ❝But – but the (Title) put me in charge.❞ ❝The time has come to find out if you are a good boy/girl or a bad boy/girl.❞ ❝I don’t think it matters at this point, but you could have just asked around!❞ ❝I won’t kill him.❞ ❝It’s – it’s too dangerous!❞ ❝No! Too much! Too much!❞ ❝I will ask you once again.❞ ❝I have a much more important task for you.❞ ❝Prepare to leave. You depart for (place) in the morning.❞ ❝None of this makes sense.❞ ❝Perhaps we’re wrong.❞ ❝Ah. It isn’t a puzzle… it’s a lie.❞ ❝Oh, I’m – I’m sorry. I didn’t mean to frighten you.❞ ❝What are you doing? That’s close enough.❞ ❝Be not afraid.❞ ❝I’m sure you have many questions.❞ ❝I always have questions.❞ ❝What’s wrong?❞ ❝What have you done?❞ ❝But… But I didn’t order this.❞ ❝Don’t move. Hands on the table.❞ ❝We’re not here for a fight.❞ ❝You are coming with us, traitor.❞ ❝I’m no traitor.❞ ❝I don’t care.❞ ❝Perhaps we should all take a deep calming breath.❞ ❝You’re in over your head.❞ ❝My mother would want to know the whole truth.❞ ❝What’s the matter? Scared?❞ ❝If I come out of this crazy, the last thing I’ll do before I lose my mind is take your life.❞ ❝Sounds fair.❞ ❝I’m sorry I didn’t believe you, son.❞ ❝We’re together now, that’s all that matters.❞ ❝We are all in danger.❞ ❝Hm. It really must be end times.❞ ❝Well, then we’d better act quickly.❞ ❝We have to keep moving!❞ ❝Once they realized I’ve betrayed them, they’ll send others.❞ ❝They will stop at nothing to keep their secrets.❞ ❝He needs our help!❞ ❝I think we lost it.❞ ❝We need a plan.❞ ❝Just like old times.❞ ❝Not quite like old times.❞ ❝You have heart. I’ll take that, too.❞

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❝No dawdling!❞ ❝There’s good, hard work to be done.❞ ❝Keep up! That means you, princess.❞ ❝You walk like the rest of us.❞ ❝Come along.❞ ❝This is not a punishment, it’s an opportunity to lift yourself up by performing the lowliest of deeds.❞ ❝That’s repugnant.❞ ❝I have something very specially planned for you all.❞ ❝Are you really a princess?❞ ❝I never met a princess before. I always imagined them having shinier hair.❞ ❝It doesn’t seem fair.❞ ❝I created a diplomatic incident.❞ ❝Come on! Would you hold still?❞ ❝I didn’t say anything.❞ ❝I know what your silence means. Come on, out with it.❞ ❝Pretend all you want, but I see you.❞ ❝I see all the responsibilities you take on.❞ ❝You work harder than all of us.❞ ❝I don’t feel strong.❞ ❝Pardon the interruption.❞ ❝How did you get so dirty?❞ ❝Calm down! Stop it!❞ ❝It’s just a little water!❞ ❝Expediency is the key.❞ ❝Get back here this minute!❞ ❝Come finish your bath.❞ ❝Where did you go?❞ ❝I’ve got you now.❞ ❝Let’s make a deal: we both go our separate ways, and we trust that the other won’t squeal. Sound good?❞ ❝I’ll take that as a yes?❞ ❝Why wouldn’t they all want to help?❞ ❝I don’t accept that.❞ ❝Getting along may be hard at first. But like anything else in life, it just takes time to adjust.❞ ❝Where’s your sense of adventure?❞ ❝What do you think I’m doing?❞ ❝Don’t twist it. Push!❞ ❝Here, let me help.❞ ❝Thank you, friend.❞ ❝Do we know each other?❞ ❝Is something wrong?❞ ❝I think it’s time you were on your way.❞ ❝Safe travels.❞ ❝Mother’s too busy to notice anything.❞ ❝I don’t like it when you do that.❞ ❝I was thinking that you and ____ are more alike than you realize.❞ ❝That’s a mean thing to say.❞ ❝Well, you’re both very stubborn --.❞ / ❝She’s the most stubborn!❞ ❝If she and I are so similar, then why is it so much easier to talk to you?❞ ❝That’s simple. I’m fun.❞ ❝Come here little one.❞ ❝Remember, the bonds of sisterhood can be tested but never broken.❞ ❝Do you hear something?❞ ❝No, but I smell something.❞ ❝Wait, let me explain!❞ ❝Don’t worry! I’ll get you out. I promise.❞ ❝You’re wasting your time. I won’t tell you anything.❞ ❝I’ve seen uglier.❞ ❝Did you hear screams last night?❞ ❝It’s even worse than I imagined.❞ ❝Guess I’m not getting in that way.❞ ❝Where are you taking me?❞ ❝What are you eating now?❞ ❝Is someone there?❞ ❝I ran away.❞ ❝I – I don’t understand.❞ ❝I’m here. I’m always here.❞ ❝You and I are better than that.❞ ❝I urge patience.❞ ❝I require no further assistance from you.❞ ❝I do not have time for your gormless distractions.❞ ❝You’ve sewn their mouths shut?❞ ❝Perfect for keeping secrets.❞ ❝So, we are friends? All is forgiven?❞ ❝They lied to us about everything.❞ ❝I will not tolerate heresy from a murderer!❞ ❝His condition is worse than I feared.❞ ❝I know what I saw.❞ ❝Let them help, then everything will go back to the way it was.❞ ❝You are my father. Why don’t you ever believe me?❞ ❝Nobody else needs to get hurt.❞ ❝You’re not going anywhere.❞ ❝He’s getting away!❞ ❝Ah, such sweet pain.❞ ❝I recognize that voice.❞ ❝Oh, no. It cannot be.❞ ❝Yeah, she’s as ugly as ever.❞ ❝I see you’ve been enjoying yourself in my absence.❞ ❝No, get that out of here! Get it out!❞ ❝So little has changed.❞ ❝Oh, what are you doing?❞ ❝you aer mistaken.❞ ❝You speak but know nothing. Or is it you know and speak nothing?❞ ❝Perhaps your interminable age has finally caught up with you.❞ ❝You’re one to talk! Look at you!❞ ❝You have no right to make demands upon us!❞ ❝I was a fool to entrust you with ___.❞ ❝You were well compensated.❞ ❝Out of my way!❞ ❝How do I make this right? Tell me!❞ ❝Change the future before it’s too late.❞ ❝I don’t know what you are, but you better not come any closer.❞ ❝You’re not so scary.❞ ❝Are you hungry?❞ ❝It’s good. Trust me.❞ ❝Curse you!❞ ❝I’m sorry. I didn’t mean to scare you.❞ ❝I know how you can make it up to me.❞ ❝No. I can’t help you.❞ ❝We’ll see about that.❞ ❝You’re… not scared of me?❞ / ❝I don’t think so. Should I be?❞ ❝They think that I’m a monster.❞ ❝They’re all too scared to see the truth, even when it’s right in front of them.❞ ❝Well, I don’t think you’re a monster.❞ ❝I know exactly what to do now!❞ ❝You’ve been so helpful. Thanks so much!❞ ❝Did you bring what I asked?❞ ❝How can one person know so much and so little all at once?❞ ❝Where are the answers I seek?❞ ❝I’m in your debt.❞  

❝What has happened to you?❞ ❝Oh, unhand me! I do not need your help.❞ ❝You are old.❞ ❝Get help? I am help.❞ ❝I must find out what has happened and set things right, if I’m not already too late.❞ ❝What are you waiting for?❞ ❝Hello? Is someone there?❞ ❝This is my first time above ground.❞ ❝Nothing to be afraid of.❞ ❝I’m all by myself, too.❞ ❝It would be nice to have some company.❞ ❝I guess you better go.❞ ❝Keep your eyes sharp!❞ ❝So hard to find good help these days.❞ ❝Let us see them try to ask their questions through broken teeth.❞ ❝Two questions answer one another.❞ ❝I plant stories in the ground and watch them grow into truth.❞ ❝Keep them looking over their shoulder, and they won’t ever see what’s right in front of them.❞ ❝I arrive at your summons.❞ ❝You seem distressed.❞ ❝Perhaps some pleasant distraction would be good, yes?❞ ❝Be sure it stays that way.❞ ❝What happened? I waited!❞ ❝Everyone’s gone mad, they’re saying that --.❞ ❝No, not here. Follow me. Quickly.❞ ❝We should be safe here.❞ ❝They’re saying she’s dead. They’re saying you killed her.❞ ❝Who’s saying that?❞ ❝That’s a lie!❞ ❝I don’t know what to believe.❞ ❝You have to see the truth for yourself.❞ ❝I go where you go.❞ ❝No. No, it is too dangerous.❞ ❝She wouldn’t take no for an answer, and neither will I.❞ ❝Alright. Together, then.❞ ❝So… do you have a… a plan?❞ / ❝Yes. But you’re not gonna like it.❞ ❝I used to get along with animals.❞ ❝You don’t have to eat me.❞ ❝We could be friends! Wouldn’t that be nice?❞ ❝Wait! Be careful!❞ ❝That was amazing!❞ ❝Oh, let me help you.❞ ❝I’m lucky you came along.❞ ❝Sorry, I don’t understand.❞ ❝I’ll take that as a yes.❞ ❝What a mess!❞ ❝I should have never run away and left you all alone.❞ ❝You’re just a young girl.❞ ❝Stop. I don’t need your terrible apology.❞ ❝I need answers.❞ ❝I will not help you.❞ ❝Well, I’ll take my chances. With or without your help.❞ ❝Wait! I will help you.❞ ❝We shouldn’t be here.❞ ❝The answer to your question cannot be found in this world.❞ ❝How do I get there?❞ ❝You’ve forgotten something.❞ ❝When a child goes looking for trouble, they always, um… they always… what was I saying?❞ ❝You have a question for me?❞ ❝When I see it, I sense… the end of all things.❞ ❝Did you drink your tea yet?❞ ❝You switched our drinks?!❞ ❝Foolish child!❞ ❝Let go of me!❞ ❝End – begin, death – life… it’s all the same circle.❞ ❝I’m in so much trouble.❞ ❝Trouble? I’m not in trouble. Maybe I am in trouble.❞ ❝Oh, then we are undone.❞ ❝Best not to dwell on such dark thoughts.❞ ❝Come out. We won’t hurt you… for long.❞ ❝You were right about one thing.❞ ❝Impatient and ignorant, that’s what they are.❞ ❝Genius cannot be rushed.❞ ❝What do you think this thing does?❞ ❝Don’t touch anything!❞ ❝Explain this nefarious intrusion.❞ ❝I… I came looking for you.❞ ❝This is all a mistake. Simple misunderstanding.❞ ❝Explain yourself!❞ ❝Spineless jelly.❞ ❝I am not afraid of you!❞ ❝It cannot end well.❞ ❝Do not be foolish.❞ ❝I was going the wrong way.❞ ❝Mother! Please, you can’t send me away!❞ ❝There’s something I have to do!❞ ❝You’ve done enough already.❞ ❝What else could possibly go wrong?❞ ❝I knew it! I knew it!❞ ❝I deserve to be punished.❞ ❝Flog me. Scold me. I am riddled with shame.❞ ❝Prevaricator! Liar!❞ ❝Why do we play these ridiculous games? We are wasting precious time.❞ ❝When we fail ourselves, we must be punished.❞ ❝When we fail each other, we must be punished.❞ ❝It will all be over soon.❞

❝Well, what did you expect?❞ ❝Nothing yesterday, nothing the day before.❞ ❝Why? Why does this happen?❞ ❝It’s gluttony! Pure gluttony!❞ ❝Pathetic!❞ ❝We have nothing to fear.❞ ❝I am hard at work on this troublesome inconvenience.❞ ❝We are eternal!❞ ❝now, go.❞ ❝I would not dare question your wisdom, but you know I have found no solution.❞ ❝All our survival is at stake!❞ ❝So, find a solution.❞ ❝Of course, (title of person in power), forgive me.❞ ❝I did not build an empire only to watch it turn to dust.❞ ❝I will find the answer. You will see!❞ ❝I will not fail you!❞ ❝The truth must come to light.❞ ❝The fires of rebellion must be lit, and a new age must begin.❞ ❝Hello, again.❞ ❝How do I know these aren’t poisoned?❞ ❝Well, there’s only one way to find out.❞ ❝I’m sure they wouldn’t mind if a few went missing. After all, they are generous.❞ ❝You have to admit, these do look tasty.❞ ❝I didn’t take anything! See?❞ ❝You don’t have to be rude.❞ ❝Did you see their faces?❞ ❝They never seem to learn.❞ ❝There you are. I was afraid you got lost.❞ ❝You cheated.❞ ❝Do you remember the first time we came up here?❞ ❝I remember everything about that night, I was so nervous.❞ ❝I used every trick I had to try and impress you.❞ ❝You certainly did try.❞ ❝I was distracted. All I could think about was kissing you.❞ ❝I got so sick of waiting, so I kissed you.❞ ❝When one of us fails in our duty, we all fail.❞ ❝I enjoy the capital. I think it possesses a certain malodorous charm.❞ ❝Oh, that mountain air plays havoc with my pustules.❞ ❝Get a move on!❞ ❝It can wait.❞ ❝You’re leaving?❞ ❝That was just a bit of fun.❞ / ❝That’s all it ever is with you.❞ ❝Perhaps one day you’ll prove worthy of taking up my mantle.❞ ❝But, Father!❞ ❝What’s the hold up?❞ ❝What did you see? Make it quick.❞ ❝Since the day I was born, I’ve had to listen to stories of my father. I think it’s past time my father had to listen to a few stories about his son.❞ ❝Settle down.❞ ❝Care to join me?❞ ❝Have you tried these? They’re fantastic.❞ ❝How’s my best friend today?❞ ❝What? What? What do you want?❞ ❝What are you doing? No! Don’t touch that! No, don’t!❞ ❝Yes, you better run, creature.❞ ❝There you are, little sister.❞ ❝You’re going to love this.❞ ❝I have news for you.❞ ❝You’re having fun with me.❞ / ❝You know I never have fun.❞ ❝Oh, this is fantastic!❞ ❝I have so many questions.❞ ❝Why don’t they like questions? How else do we learn?❞ ❝Now I have more questions.❞ ❝Don’t embarrass me this time.❞ ❝You have so much ink on your face.❞ ❝Maybe just one question.❞ ❝Don’t eat too fast. Chew your food.❞ ❝What’s got into you?❞ ❝How about I return when you’re feeling better?❞ ❝We’re going to be late.❞ ❝Mind where you’re going, child!❞ ❝I beg your pardon.❞ ❝Little things have a habit of being stepped on by big things.❞ ❝No need to trouble yourself.❞ ❝Not a moment to lose!❞ ❝What’s that on your cheek?❞ ❝So, you can read?❞ ❝I too am a connoisseur of the written word.❞ ❝I’ve read all about you!❞ ❝I see you’ve done your research.❞ ❝That knowledge is forbidden.❞ ❝But… why?❞ ❝Oh, hush! Such rubbish. You were never beautiful.❞ ❝Your mother looks cross. Not to worry, I will speak with her on your behalf.❞ ❝What happened to not embarrassing me?❞ ❝This time it really wasn’t my fault.❞ ❝You’re just jealous.❞ ❝Every problem obfuscates a solution waiting to be discovered.❞ ❝How very interesting.❞ ❝That’s enough. I said enough! Cease! I command you!❞ ❝You must be careful. I may not always be here to save you.❞ ❝I failed again.❞ ❝Come, we walk. You and I.❞ ❝Perhaps a walk would be agreeable.❞ ❝It’s too much to bear.❞ ❝My every experiment ends in disaster.❞ ❝I will be punished grievously for this failure.❞ ❝You mock me?❞ ❝This happens every time. You say, let’s have an adventure, ________, it’ll be great fun, ­­­________. But it never is.❞ ❝I know what I saw.❞ ❝I think we’re going in circles.❞ ❝Where’s the fun in that?❞ ❝Well, if it’s fun you’re looking for…❞ ❝Is that a good idea?❞ ❝Alright, new plan. You go, and I’ll wait here.❞ ❝I thought I heard something creeping about.❞ ❝Naughty, naughty!❞ ❝This is wrong!❞ ❝It’s the way of things.❞ ❝You look troubled, child.❞ ❝None of it makes sense.❞ ❝I thinkt hat’s enough reading for today.❞ ❝I was still looking at that!❞ ❝Come back! I… I’m not done!❞ ❝Don’t go down this path.❞ ❝I’ll go where I please.❞ ❝Nothing good will come of this.❞ ❝I demand you stop!❞ ❝I demand the truth!❞ ❝No! No, not my books!❞ ❝Mother, I had a vision!❞ ❝You read too many stories.❞ ❝No, this was real! I heard a sound like… like singing, but louder.❞ ❝It’s easier to have nothing when no one depends on you for anything.❞ ❝I will. I mean… I won’t.❞ ❝Let’s see how bad it is.❞ ❝You’re perfectly safe now.❞ ❝No, none of us are safe.❞ ❝A whole new world waits for you.❞ ❝Ow! Contemptible contraption!❞ ❝It smells terrible in here.❞ ❝I’ve never liked this infernal place.❞ ❝Patience. I think you will be most impressed.❞ ❝This had better work.❞ ❝I have solved all our problems.❞ ❝Don’t you ever think of anything but your next meal?❞ ❝I eat when I’m stressed.❞ ❝I have just the knife for such an occasion.❞ ❝Come out. Don’t be shy!❞ ❝Sacrilege!❞ ❝Have you no sense of propriety?❞ ❝I require your assistance.❞ ❝Look. Do you know what this is?❞ ❝No! What have you done?❞ ❝Here is the answer we seek! Here is life everlasting!❞ ❝This is the solution to our problem.❞ ❝You’re in my way!❞ ❝Don’t push me! I want a taste!❞ ❝Don’t drink it all, imbecile!❞ ❝What did I tell you?❞ ❝Tonight, we celebrate! Let us feast! Music! Revelry!❞ ❝Dirty lookie-loo!❞ ❝You’ll die for this!❞