❝Happy fucking Friday.❞
❝Last night, I almost convinced myself that I cracked the wall in my bedroom without touching it.❞
❝Mom says if you stare at the toaster too long, it’ll never pop.❞
❝That’s just what happens when you live in a shitty house with a shitty foundation. Stuff starts to crack.❞
❝Yeah, well, see, what Mom doesn’t know is that I can do stuff with my mind.❞
❝Cool! Can I see?❞
❝Didn’t you wear that sweater yesterday?❞
❝Yeah, Mom. I did. ‘Cause I’m disgusting.❞
❝Listen, I need you to do some shopping for me today, ‘cause we’re about to run out of everything.❞
❝No thanks.❞ / ❝I wasn’t asking.❞
❝How am I supposed to bring all this home?❞
❝In exchange for… sexual favors with strangers. Got it.❞
❝Hilarious.❞
❝Hey, change your sweater.❞
❝You’re making me look like a bad mom. And I’m a friggin’ good mom!❞
❝Grocery shopping. This is my life.❞
❝You goin’ to school?❞
❝Well, I hate to ask, but… can you give me a ride after school?❞
❝I swear to God, I would, but…❞
❝People like what?❞
❝I know it’s stupid, but it’s a pretty big game, you know?❞
❝You’re going to the game, too?❞
❝I still need to find a way to buy some fucking groceries and get them fucking home.❞
❝What the fuck?❞
❝Desperate times, stupid measures.❞
❝Hey, I need your car.❞
❝Are you kidding?❞
❝My dad would murder me.❞
❝Do you even have a license?❞
❝It’s fine. It’s fine. I got this.❞
❝Guess it’s up to me to redeem the good old family name.❞
❝I’ve never seen your dad. Like, ever.❞
❝My life is way better when he’s not around.❞
❝Wish he’d just stay gone, you know?❞
❝It doesn’t bother me.❞
❝Sorry, I just need to drop something off real quick.❞
❝See you next week.❞
❝What are you, like a drug dealer or something?❞
❝Can you ring it up again? I think you overcharged me.❞
❝Are you gonna pay or what?❞
❝Do you need me to spot you?❞
❝I’ll just put it all back. It’s fine.❞
❝Panic attacks, huh?❞
❝Why are you still talking to me?❞ / ❝Because everyone else in this town’s boring.❞
❝I’ve never smoked before.❞
❝Do you wanna try?❞
❝I just had to try it. Try to numb whatever the hell’s going on inside me.❞
❝My eyes felt heavy. My mind felt… empty.❞
❝Surprised you even come to this stuff. It’s so lame.❞
❝It’s the opposite of lame. It’s theater. It’s live theater.❞
❝What could be more tragic? More Shakesperean? Think about it.❞
❝This is as good as it gets for them.❞
❝I like watching ‘em, like Hamlet, when everything toes to shit in the end… and everyone dies.❞
❝That is so not true.❞
❝So, wanna smoke again?❞
❝Would you rather be an eagle or a jellyfish?❞
❝That is such a non-question.❞
❝What is with you and jellyfish?❞
❝I read somewhere that once humans destroy themselves, this planet isn’t gonna belong to the roaches. How could it? I mean, we’re like 70% water. I mean, roaches aren’t shit.❞
❝So, what, we’re gonna become, like, the planet of the jelly?❞
❝Okay! I’ll tell you my secret. But, when I tell you, you cannot tell anyone.❞
❝No one! Understand?❞
❝I mean, I have never seen something so disgusting.❞
❝I don’t know exactly how to describe the way I feel when I’m around ____.❞