There are only so many ways to politely say, "I understand that what you are telling me is that you are an executive at [CLIENT]; however I have never seen you before in my life and you don't have a badge or company ID so could you please provide even one single piece of evidence for this claim"

you can bet your ass if completely custom genitalia were a cheap and easy thing i would have a strange and unusual pussy situation

gynecologists HATE this one for its bioluminescent oyster pussy

i love being single except every few months when i want to be loved so bad that it eats me alive and makes me physically ill for two weeks but like the rest of the time im chill

jump scare for the American readers

the best thing you can do to a character make them averse to touch and absolutely starved for it

Biggest fuck-up ever is that people have to pay to become doctors

Like unironically we should be subsidising at least 50% of their educations. What do you mean we have a shortage of doctors we should have surplus. What do you mean they’re being overworked they should be treated like royalty, they can fix human bodies

I don’t care if some of them are only doing it for the money. I don’t care if all of them are only doing it for the money. Intentions don’t matter to the stitches in my nana’s leg or the ten billion other lifesaving treatments we all get at a detriment to their finances and mental wellbeing. Entire cities are kept alive by just a couple thousand of them what are we DOINGGGGG

I lowkey do be having obsessions and compulsions

dying in a horror movie bc the sound of me opening my dr pepper echoes across the field loud as fuck and i am located instantly