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Yup

While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a clapping, As of ass cheeks gently clapping, clapping at my chamber door.

Save the bees! (and respect the wasps even if they’re nasty little things ❤️)

When you’re a kid, one teacher walking into another teacher’s classroom is the biggest crossover event reality has to offer

I used to cringe so hard at my “I’m not like other girls” phase until I realized that most girls have this phase and what we actually mean is, “I’m not a thoughtless one-dimensional caricature of makeup and boobs, which is all I’ve been taught to believe girls are.” How can women be viewed so poorly that little girls everywhere all think they’re unique just for having independent thoughts and interests?

oh shit

My booty might be a lil smol but damn if it ain’t cute af

Detail of Witches Going To Their Sabbath by Luis Ricardo Falero

my coworker today was like “i bet you dont know this song” and put on Don’t Go Breaking My Heart. And I was like “yeah, of course I do, it’s Elton John” and he was like “who?” and I said “Elton John. He wrote this” and he was like “oh I don’t know about that, it’s just in the Chicken Little movie”