in the pocket of my blue jeans.

@vulgum

“I think you’re the only vendor on this block that doesn’t take cards.”

@vulgum // walter  liked for a starter

               “ _______________ very impressive. ” ( lips pursing like it can hide his sardonic grin, arms crossed in front of his chest ) “ this can’t be your only talent. ”

Tagged by: @kiyote Tagging: @reinforcedpolymer bc i wanna know if pneuma’s panties match his bra, @redrighthanded for conway i just wanna know everything, @hevenle 4 flunk, @ribleyscotch​ 4 maxie

RE: DANE JEKYLL

CLOTHING MAKES THE PERSON.

Do their bra and panties match consistently? Yes | No | Not applicable

Do they wash their makeup off before going to bed? Yes | No | Not applicable

Do they wear socks? Yes | No

What do they usually wear to bed? Nothing | Undergarments | Pajamas | Whatever they were wearing that day | Tomorrow’s clothes

Are they – Fashion over function | Function over fashion | Trendy but values function too

Their clothes are usually – Stained | Raggedy | Like new | Well worn | Depends on the clothing

FINANCES? LET’S SEE

How do they handle their money? Blows through the entire paycheck | Sets some money aside, spends the rest as needed over time | Holds onto it as long as possible, spending here and there | Spends freely | Lives past their means

How do they handle their bills? Sets aside bill money each cheque | Pays them right away | Pays them last minute | They’re frequently overdue

What are they most likely to buy? Food | Clothes | Hobby supplies | Work supplies |Trinkets | Movies | Games | Spend it on others (loved ones) | Charity | Books| Alcohol | Drugs | Technology

AN APPLE A DAY

How often do they get exercise? Frequently | Occasionally | Never

Do they drink? Always | Often | Occasionally | On rare occasions | Never

Do they do drugs of any kind? Yes (weed, occasionally) | Sometimes | No

Do they smoke? Yes, he vapes, fuck y’all dane has a juul and a mod | Sometimes | No

What ailments do they have? Blind | Deaf | Physical handicap | Bipolar | DID | Gender dysphoria | Depression | Anxiety | Paranoia | Learning disability | Asthma | Food allergies | Other allergies | Insomnia | Migraines | Mute | Epilepsy

EDUCATION MATTERS

What education have they reached? None | Elementary/Primary | Middle/Secondary | High/Tertiary | College, bachelors (it was earned via the bad guys so it almost doesn’t count) | College, masters | GDA | Workforce training | PhD | Other

Do they frequently learn new skills? Yes | On occasion | Only as needed | Not usually

          The moustache is an odd touch. It makes the thick growth along his own jaw itch.         “'Course I am,” he pitches his voice low, “and, y’know, I could say the same to you.”            Of course I am, he says, as if he knows any more about this man than Pneuma or the rest of them, as if he isn’t putting on a show for posterity’s sake like most of the faces in this room. Nameless Faceless had a spouse and children. He owned a home. He once killed things and was paid for it. Nameless Faceless used to be alive, that much they can agree on.            

          However put together he seems in the light of day, Abraham’s like anyone else with a vice come nightfall: weak. He stumbles along against Bunny’s side, an arm curled around her for support and warmth as he clumsily, haltingly follows her to his apartment, almost too cross-faded to point his feet straight. Abe laughs, delighted, then leans his head against hers. “Yeah, we’re--- we’re gonna go home You’re always tryin’ to-to get me home.”