Disney Land Acid Trip

I’m sorry Orpheus i was too harsh on you…

Absolutely fascinating use of free will. Was it always your life's goal to get electrocuted in the shower while your screams are drowned out by the screams of The Machine?

it's rotten work, but without the rot nothing can grow

it's rotten work but decay is an essential part of the cycle of death and rebirth

we've been doing this thing called "hitting the nosferatu" where you hunch your shoulders and walk towards things while pointing with a long creepy finger

*clears throat* Hey my friends, I attended a bee wedding this past weekend. I bet you would like to know how was it.

How was it?

You had two bee there

academic dishonesty is not something you can spin as moral lol i do not want to share a career field let alone a social sphere with a bunch of chatgpt using ass bitches

"you're just scared your diploma is going to devalue" i'm afraid you dumb bitches are going to become my colleagues and drag social services to hell

my phone has been on vibrate since 2006

dudes be like: how dare you move on and find somebody who treats you right when i told you to just wait for me even tho i didn’t want a relationship with you right now!