❛ i feel you on that, but sometimes a girls gotta’ do what a girls gotta’ do. i typically don’t shoot my shot either, but hey ! it’s not life or death if you do, you’ll be straight. ooo, you go, sis ! i need to get like you, i only have my eye on food, to be honest with you. ❜

❛ hm, really ? why is that, if you don’t mind me asking ? i should, ‘cause i think we would definitely be way cuter than him and his wife. now, if this backfires on me, i’m blaming it on you, buddy. ❜

❛ oh, CASSIE is definitely that bitch. i don’t know her personally, but i feel like i do. she just seems so chill and would probably sit around and smoke with you. if i was gay, she’d be the one for SURE. you lost me at the last part, how does one look like they have good p*ssy ? anyways, his mental is sexy as fuck to me. like, i’m not even on a physical tip, he’s just mentally there. ugh, a man ! ❜

❛ we love a man who has a good head on his shoulders ! hm, i don’t know much about the kid, either. if that’s your type physically, i think you should definitely shoot your shot and see what he’s about personally. if all goes well, call me cupid ! ❜

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❛ we both know that my taste is impeccable, and if you don’t agree with the fact that miss WHITNEY HOUSTON is top tier, then i don’t know where we stand. damien, pretty PLEASE tell me that you have functioning ears. i would hate to have to block you from my life. ❜

❛ MARIAH had a great run for a while, and i definitely will give her the credit she deserves for all that she’s accomplished, but WHITNEY is too much of a legend to let MARIAH take that seat— ignoring the fact that she's no longer with us. WHITNEY also came out a little bit before MARIAH, so there’s that. but, let’s not forget that WHITNEY holds the record for the most consecutive number one hits with seven — beating the beatles ! also, she was the first woman to have a debut on the billboard charts with ‘WHITNEY’. the evidence is all in when you believe, the song speaks for itself. WHITNEY will always reign top two and not two in my heart. ARIANA is proof that MARIAH can be replicated, but WHITNEY ?! never. ❜

❛ if you are being dead ass right now, there’s no way we can actually be siblings. if there wasn’t whitney, mariah wouldn’t be a THOUGHT. whitney was versatile as fuck, topping both pop and r&b charts. and then, my sis rocked the fuckin’ acting gigs too. waiting to exhale ? the bodyguard ? FUCKING CINDERELLA ? have you seen mariah lately ? even on drugs, whitney could out perform her in a heartbeat if she was still alive. ❜

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❛ damn, they must be throwin’ names out there like they’re std’s, then. you look harmless as fuck, but it be the quiet ones that you have to look out for sometimes. i, on the other hand, know better than to call myself angelic, but damn. the fact that they even think i would get caught is beyond me. lina definitely took one for the team though, at least she didn’t get selected as most likely to have a crack baby. like, crack is for the broke ?! i’m offended. ❜ VALENTINA protested as she freely flew her brown tresses behind her ear, genuinely upset that she was most voted for such a horrid category. 

❛ now, y’all are saying i’m going to have a fuckin’ crack baby. alexa, play FIRST DAY OUT. ❜ taking her flask that was already resting in her hand, VALENTINA unscrewed the cap before taking an elongated sip of the HENNESSY vanilla that was nearly filled to the rim of the container before flicking her tongue over her lips and opening her mouth to speak again. ❛ alright, alright. who’s most likely to make a sex tape and put it on p*rnhub ? ❜