you ever ranted to a guy you met at a frat party about bkdk while trying to walk through a mcdonalds drive thru at 2 am or have I finally had an original experience

I’ve lived between too many walls I am unsure when I stopped trying to make it my own. A poster here and there is the most I”ve tried since the split pink walls of my childhood apartment. My last year at college I got my own apartment made it everything I am but I still couldn’t handle putting up more than one poster. By the end of next month it won’t remember me the way I’ll remember it, I’ll still be thinking of everything I want to hang up.

i really need to put the goddamn phone down

hey so you’re need for self sufficiency will cost you dearly

jokes on you i can still be sacrificed in an ancient ritual

my best friend and I are the weird couple in the corner feeding each other

graduated and the burger king across the street got shot up

is frats having an outro a thing? if so I need to know who decided it would be piano man

I got the bitch cup