Stuffed Vampires

  Buuut I don’t think I’m gonna want to post much on this blog anymore. I just don’t really have the drive to write right now. I’m not gonna delete it or archive or anything; but if you want to write with me, it’s gonna have to happen over my discord.

Her eyes widen a little. Thousands? That’s a lot. Sure, Vee has time to breathe, but barely time to speak. Still, she’s doing her best like before to only take a bite per cake, with minimal mess.

Vriska didn’t count how many she had, but she knew it was a lot. Of course, she’d stop once Vee’s health was at risk, but for now... she was looking to catch up on a bit of missed time.~

“Mmffhh.. truuhf.”

That was Vee’s attempt at saying ‘yeah, true,’ in agreement, but there was pastry in the way, and her efforts to eat the whole thing in one bite were too much for words at the moment. After swallowing, she gasps. 

“Yeah, better speed it up.”

Her stomach pushes out very slightly when it’s freed from her top. No trace of abs anymore, down there. She blushes just a little, but keeps up the act. 

“Oh, I think they’re alright. Maybe I’ll know for sure after a few?” Vee accepts that next one, eating it in only a couple bites - they were small. The rush of sugar and sweetness makes her hum in pleasure. 

“Pray forgive my intrusion, 8ut if you don’t speed things up, we could very well 8e here for eons.” Vriska says, as she gently starts to push the cake further into Vee’s mouth, smirking at her.

“All of it, huh? I think you’re off with your mathematics calculations there, Vriska.”

Vee goes to pick one up, and takes a polite bite out of it, pretending like she’s tasting a fine wine. Teasing Vriska, purposefully taking her time. 

“Hmm, a bit dry. Hint of high fructose corn syrup and my hopes and dreams. Nice vintage.”

She pokes a little fun back, gently grabbing another cake with her index finger and thumb, all the while sticking her pinky out like some posh, spoiled brat.

“Are the cakes to your liking, queen?” She tilts her head slightly and slowly lowers another cake closer to Vee’s face. There’s a bit of impatience in her eyes, but she’s obviously enjoying herself. 

Wow. Bossy. 

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Evidently, Vee’s not bothered. As promised, she enters Vriska’s living room in approximately five minutes, and uh holy shit. The troll wasn’t kidding about stocking up. Her eyebrows raise, just sort of… taking it in. 

“Yeesh, you’re nuts. I don’t think I’ve ever seen this quantity of sugar in one place before.”

There was already a bigass pile on the table that was freshly unwrapped, and placed on a large platter. There were a dozen cartons of milk nearby as well. You know- to wash it down. All that chocolatey cake is gonna gum up her throat eventually, isn’t it?

Vriska smiles, gently gesturing to the couch and chuckling.

Are you taking that bet? Sure, expect me in your kitchen in about five minutes.

Oh, I don’t want it to 8e a 8et, I want you to make a promise!!

It’s all already ready, just get your fat ass over here.~

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As promised, Vriska had it all set up and ready. Lines and rows and piles of snack cakes- all set up in the comfort of her living room, with even more boxes stacked up in the kitchen.

Mmm, true.It’d make a lot more sense if I just went over there, honestly. Haven’t had someone feed me in… a while. 

I’ll show some restraint, promise. 

You ever get tired of being so generous and a savior? Give ‘em here. Please.

It’s 8een a longass time since we’ve gotten intim8 with this, so why don’t you come here?

Huh. Making then fat too is a unique way to deal with our deathclaw problem. But thank goodness, I’m like. Just surrounded by empty boxes.

I mean, it’s 8etter than wasting all that ammo, right? Just turn them into 8ig ol docile cats that wanna eat!

I’m guessing the snack cake fairy is on vacation, so… it’s probably you.

I put the snack cake fairy out of a jo8.

My responsi8ility now, 8ut instead I’m just gonna give them ALL to you.

You’re welcome to lend a hand. Can’t really get an ass with corn and beans, right?

Oh fuck no you can’t!!!!!!!!

You seem awfully mischievous today. What’s up?

Ooooh nothing much, just thinkin’ a8out how fat that ass must 8e getting!~

Yeah, hi Vriska.

>::::)

I’m 7′6″, toned, 8ut not fat.