We should confess things before the tumblr bomb goes off like in a movie

Target has a “Halloween Dachshund Skeleton” and one of the product photos is a room with nothing in it except the skeleton.

my man

What r u guys gonan b for halloween

sad

gay

sexy

minecraft

Also minecraft

minecraft as well

actually if those clowns come back this october i might join them

one day i will. then you’ll see. you will all fucking see

oh you think your life is hard? try being a gay rat living in france who hates your dad and just wants to cook

too many fuckn degrees outside

I’m so fucking tired of my mutuals refusing to exercise critical thinking. Stop putting Johnny on a pedestal when he a) ate the sugar and b) fucking lied to his father about it when directly confronted.

when my family went to disney world we went on the haunted mansion ride and this actor dressed as a skeleton came up to our cart and got right in my three year old brothers face and whispered “are you scared?” and my brother kissed him on the nose and the guy laughed so hard he had to leave

me while sipping apple juice out of a champagne glass and looking dramatically off into the distance: i’ve had it

If ur a vampire please interact i have feelings for you

IIt’s a Minecraft World baby i’m just livin’ in it!!!!!