English culture is just like inventing ways for life to be painful …and inventing ways to delude yourself said pain exists in a chic way. It’s what enabled the Industrial Revolution and why the Manchester accent sounds like that tbh.

Im struckling bad its so hard to go on date when everyone just says oh come as you are ok but you cant go to dinner shirtless with chest laser out so ok i put on suit that cover my chest laser and replace sunmoonblades with twobouquests and she laugh at me well ok at least the waiter saw my tears and gave me chocolsfe cake even though the entire staff was laughing hard and alot at me becs it was poison ok well i went to my own barrack toilet to throw up so they dint get the satisfactoin see me throw up in their toilet they would have laugh at my throwup so bad even though im getting really good with it

can I take you on a date ? I want you to have a better experience with a better chocolate cake

I asume its gonna be more stronger poison so ok go ahead lay it on me i deserve it right

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