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..dad?

...oh, shit.

you should bite val like shark

vox does in fact bite him. somehow. actually it's really not very clear how, because of the whole screen thing, but he manages it.

yay ! i like being bitten :]

oh ok that was. easier than vox thought. so he bites him again. nnnom nom nom.

valentino waits till there's an opening to do so and bites vox

ah, darn. i thought i would have tasted like, uh, flesh. and...

..dad?

..dad?

you should bite val like shark

vox does in fact bite him. somehow. actually it's really not very clear how, because of the whole screen thing, but he manages it.

yay ! i like being bitten :]

oh ok that was. easier than vox thought. so he bites him again. nnnom nom nom.

you should bite val like shark

vox does in fact bite him. somehow. actually it's really not very clear how, because of the whole screen thing, but he manages it.

Vox skids in from god knows where, looking relatively concerned.

You know me? That's weird, I don't know you—

Oh, cool.

All of eternity.

The little. Loading wheel thing appears on his face for a second.

I don’t actually know the people I design sinner forms for, I just get their whole life story in a file and based on that I give them a design for their eternal suffering

Oh so you just. Know my entire life story. I'm gonna hope you forgot the majority of mine. Was it a fun job...?

blink blink.

..your the second vox to ask me that-

ew. no. why would i hire an artist to babysit. that's such a weird choice.

other vox wanted me to babysit Velvette, for some reason-

velvette?? that's. isn't velvette like a fully functioning woman. has he got a different vel? i think vel would kill me if i got a babysitter for her.

nope, same Velvette. Same age.

oh. gross. i think his vel's gonna kill him, knowing her. mine certainly would.

is MJ wedding caking for you too?

we haven't entirely decided if we are going to get married yet. there's. a bunch of paperwork to do and i haven't slept in i'm not sure how long. if he wants to, i suppose.

he puts his hands in the air with the most deadpan expression ever. this is him being pleased, though.

hey vox how long since you've slept. i totally won't tell val on you I promise :3

Val just. Appears behind him. Menacingly. (no he's silly i promise)

i don't need to sleep, i got down one hu—

"Baaaaabeee. We should like, get married.. or something. It's been a while that we've been waiting and all.." Valentino says, leaning over Vox's desk to just be.. right in his face.

"..You have a point, I guess.. but it would be a fun time to dress up! I don't.. actually know what people do at weddings. Is there like.. a lot of paperwork? If so I agree to not doing it."

“I mean there's a big party thing but we do those anyway. Didn't really wait for a wedding to throw a party. But there's like... a lot of paperwork.” He hums. “I can do it though. I don't mind all that much.”

"...So basically you're saying that a wedding is a big party where I get to dress up and be loudly in love with you, and the paperwork isn't even something I have to deal with?"

Vox shrugs. “Ok, sure then. We're getting married, I guess. We need cake. And decorations. And guests. And vows, and paperwork, and clothes, and for Vel not to murder us. ”