Can I Interest You In A Sarcastic Comment?

satan works fast but bobby from queer eye works faster

bobby absorbs antoni’s unused energy

who did this

honestly my dream is to not be famous myself, but to be married to a famous person purely so i could go to events full of other famous people and pretend i’ve never heard of any of them. i would love to watch the look on leonardo di caprio’s face as i ask him what he does for a living and, when he incredulously tells me he’s an actor, take a sip of my drink and ask, “and how’s that working out for you?”

This is a party I would love to get invited to

*drowns myself in romanticized idealizations*

why have you analysed this

I don’t really remember the exact mindset I was in when I wrote this but it was probably something like “ohhhmmff english lamguage cool”

Ya I gave him uncooked chicken but… and he didn’t even say thanks though?