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kogoruhn
Ku-vastei stared up at the massive flat-topped pyramid that was the ancient Dagoth stronghold Kogoruhn through her ash-dusted goggles. "Do you know this place?" she asked her companion, voice muffled through the scarf covering her mouth and nose.
"Yes," said Ashiri, fiddling with her own scarf. "All Ashlanders â especially the local Urshilaku â know to stay away. It is a cursed, taboo place, vacation home of the Sharmat himself."
"Has it always looked soâŚabandoned?"
Ashiri glared at Ku-vastei. Her red Dunmer eyes didn't seem bothered by the ash carried on the wind. "I'm not that old, s'wit. These are from the Resdayn period, built in the early First Era before the Battle of Red Mountain. I was born in the Second Era."
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How strange she must look, Ku-vastei thought, to these near-naked slaves. Had any of them ever seen an Argonian so spectacularly dressed?
Ku-vastei strolled into the Dren Plantation â in azure silk robes accented with gold trim, shoulders bearing spiked bonemold pauldrons, fingers jangling with enchanted rings, bold ruby amulet hanging from her neck â with all the swagger of a show-guar. Some stopped to gaze with wonder, sure â but most stole brief, dull-eyed glances before carrying on with their tasks â no doubt fearful of their masters' whips. Those Dunmer masters, for their part, either watched slack-jawed or scowled with poorly-disguised rage.
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Ku-vastei wandered the wastes of the northern Ashlands, seeking adventure. This stretch, she knew, was rife with ruins, Daedric and Dwemer, and old ancestral tombs to plunder. Despite their illegality, most merchants on Vvardenfell still dealt in Dwemer artifacts; Daedric ruins could, with difficulty, yield gems and Daedric hearts, salts, and other reagents for alchemy or selling; and the clever could hawk tomb-loot to even the most devout Dunmer.
She scanned the star-dappled dunes for any signs of buried treasures. The lights of the heavens reflected off the crystallized ash particles all around, the ground cast a faint red by full Masser above, Secunda waning. Ku-vastei could feel the grit between her toes with every step that gently sank into the ash.
She came to a stone pillar raised on an exposed portion of sub-sediment rock, and decided to stop for a rest. She leaned against the pillar and lifted a foot to pick out ash from between her toes and under her talons. (She should find some kind of socks to wear on these expeditions, she thought. But they would make the inevitable combat tricky.)
A flash of light above caught Ku-vastei's attention. She raised her head to see a shooting star streaking across the sky in a strange arc. She admired the odd beauty of it, respecting this rare thing of nature.

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When Malcius hired a boat from Molag Mar's small port to the island north of Tel Branora, he had no idea what for. He had met with his friend Ku-vastei in Vivec's foreign quarter the day before, and she had bade him do so, but did not elaborate further.
To Malcius, this was mostly fine. He would do anything for his closest comrade in this strange land of Morrowind. But he did wish she wasn't always so secretive and mysterious about everything. Supposedly this made her fit right in with her Great House of choice, the Telvanni, but Malcius cared little for House politics, and had no intention of joining one himself, not even as a simple retainer. He was an outlander in Morrowind, and that suited him well enough. He'd stick to the foreign quarters and keep to himself as much as possible to avoid drawing the ire of the natives.
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Their feet landed softly on the fungal floor of Divayth Fyr's chamber at the top of Tel Fyr. Llethym and Ashiri worked together to carry Malcius, fading in and out of consciousness, but Qismehti was able to carry Ku-vastei by herself, still somewhat supporting herself on her feet.
His back turned, Divayth still heard them arrive. "Delte," he grumbled, "I said I wanted no visitors at this time."
"Sorry, my lord," said Delte as she landed behind the five heroes. "They were insistent. Pushed past me, really."
Divayth turned, bubbling vials in his hands. "What good are you, then?" He examined the new arrivals: a Redguard carrying a sickly Argonian, and two Dunmer dragging a portly Cyrod. "Hm. New patients?"
"You're supposed to be able to â" Ku-vastei began, but started a coughing fit. Qismehti and Llethym leaned away, but Divayth merely observed with obvious interest. "We heard you could cure us," she finally said, after clearing her throat from the attack.
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chapter 7 of madstone is up!
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Martin didnât lack for company. The Blades insisted upon him at every moment: to guard him, to quiz him, to dote and serve and sometimes just loiter nearby, reverently soaking in the presence of a new Emperor. And Jauffre insisted on constant lessons in royal etiquette, political education, and the history of the lineage. But all this did not satisfy what company Martin truly wanted: absent Olofâs.
Cloud Ruler was an expansive compound, but Martin felt chained there with his longing. The time heâd spent with Olof (and to a lesser extent, Jauffre) traveling the Colovian countryside towards Bruma and Cloud Ruler felt like a torturous memory â far removed from this hazy dream of boring mundanity â that he struggled to cling to amidst the constant influx of new expectations. Sometimes he swore he could barely remember Olofâs face, just a grey oval with two bright rubies embedded therein like embers.Â
Jauffre â curse him â had sent Olof away to rendezvous with Baurus in the Imperial City for some clandestine investigation into the Mythic Dawn and the whereabouts of the Amulet of Kings. It had only been a couple of weeks at most, but to Martin it felt like an agonizing eternity.Â
The Elven Gardens District was much less filthy than the Market District, but it was annoyingly pompous. Olof was not unaccustomed to a little grime, but being free of it was nice; what he was less used to, however, was the kind of stuck-up citizens that called the Elven Gardens home. At least he was meant to meet Baurus at a boarding house, Luther Broadâs to be specific. Olof hoped the clientele there would be a bit less uppity. He kept his hand close to his concealed dagger, just in case.
He opened the door and saw three men present. One, presumably Luther Broad himself, stood behind a bar; another, perhaps a Breton, sat at a chair by a window, reading lazily from a small red book with no discernible title on the cover. Not a Redguard, so not Baurus. The last sat at a stool across from Luther, his head hooded and lowered over a still-mostly-full glass of mead.Â
Olof took a seat next to the hooded man. âBaurus?â he whispered.
Cloud Ruler Temple seemed less a temple, more a fortress. Its massive, ancient stone fortifications rose high on a Jerall peak, looming over Bruma like a staunch sentinel. Its halls stretched from wing-to-wing, and secret passageways channeled into the mountain spiraled deep within. The only thing resembling a traditional âtempleâ here was a shrine to Akatosh Martin would later discover deep within those winding tunnels. After intensive study and prayer, he discovered it had some sort of abjurative properties, warding off evil from the surrounding area. Truly, Cloud Ruler seemed impenetrable; surely no Oblivion Gate could open here, perhaps not even anywhere near Bruma.
After Martin, Olof, and Jauffre finally arrived, and Martin was coaxed into his improvised first speech as hidden Emperor, he was shown his room in the Temple by one of the Blades, Captain Steffan. At Kvatch heâd lived rather modestly as a priest. Skipping to his earliest days as a farmerâs son, heâd lived even more modestly. But this bedroom was huge, and ornate, and luxurious â and dusty. Clearly no Emperor had stayed here in ages, and at some point in those long years the Blades had given up on sweeping or otherwise keeping tidy. Steffan apologized profusely, and went to fetch a younger Blade to attend to the cleaning at once. Martin almost apologized for Steffan putting them through all the trouble, but realized that this was just his life now. No point in denying it â he was heir to the throne, and had better start acting like it.

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Daevos hated it here, this far up the Orange Road. This close to Bruma you started to see snow on the ground year-round. Daevos was from Cheydinhal, blissfully temperate, a proper place where it snowed only in winter. He shivered in his cult-appointed red robes (although these lacked the Dawnâs insignias, for incognito purposes). At least he was on a sacred mission for Lord Camoran, he thought â to find and destroy the final Septim.
Daevos and his cult-appointed partner, Talieron, a rather obnoxious Cyrod from Anvil who at least hated this weather as much as he did, were tracking north. Theyâd personally discovered the Mythic Dawnâs failure at Kvatch to dispatch the bastard Septim â damn Daedra couldnât keep up their end of the bargain â and were chasing up the province to seek him out. So far, no luck; just a few random travelers, merchant caravans, pilgrims, and Imperial Soldiers â these latter they gave wide berth, despite their hidden natures. None of the others reported seeing anything unusual from the other direction, except the occasional report of an odd red glow in the distance seen from the road. At least the Daedra were making the most of the situation.
It was near dusk when they came upon a strange trio. Two armed guards accompanied a third unarmed in exquisite finery, their head draped with a thick hood. Daevos greeted them: âHail, travelers. What news?â
The three stopped. One of the guards turned his head. By flesh and eye he was another Dunmer, like Daevos, but by ear he was a man. Strange. âCanât say Iâve heard much, stranger,â said the guard. âWolves about, and Daedra, if you heed the stories. Watch yourselves.â
A normal enough response, thought Daevos. He pushed further. âAre you a noble entourage, by chance?â He nodded at the third, by her dress a woman, but by shoulder a man. Perhaps a woman by choice, rather than by birth, Daevos thought. Or perhaps truly a man in disguise.Â
âAye,â said the strangely-eared Dunmer. âLady Kalthav of Skingrad. But if youâve a liking for wealth, Iâd advise adventuring instead, lad. Many abandoned ruins to be found along these roads.â
Daevos had never heard of any noble Kalthav family, but then again, he wasnât familiar with Colovia much. He glanced at Talieron. He shrugged. âNo,â said Daevos. âWeâve no interest in your Lady. Weâre just lost, you see. Which way to Chorrol?â
âNot this way,â said the other guard, not turning his head. âFollow the road south where you came, and mind the crossroad signs. Youâll find it.â
âThank you, kind sir,â said Daevos. âWeâll be on our way, then.âÂ
Once Daevos and Talieron were out of earshot, Talieron said, âThey were very suspicious. Why didnât we accost them further?â
âBecause weâre not idiots, Tal,â said Daevos. âLetâs pass into the woods once they canât see us and follow them in secret.â
âAye,â said Talieron.Â
Daevos was very curious about this âLady Kalthav.â Perhaps not their mark. But perhaps an interesting target regardless. They would follow her north to her destination, wherever it lay.
They stopped to camp a safe distance from the Orange Road. Jauffre had finished his watch, and closed his eyes to leave Olof to his. Olof hadnât rested well, but kept a sharp eye out for assassins â or more likely, more wolves.
Olof glanced at Martin, who sat against a tree. His eyes were closed, but he was thumbing through a rosary, his lips mouthing prayers to Akatosh.Â
âCanât sleep?â Olof asked.
Martin paused in his count. âNo,â he said, his eyes still closed. âI donât particularly want to. I havenât slept well sinceâŚyou know.â
âI understand,â Olof said. Martin suspected he actually meant it. âDo you want to talk about it, Martin?â
Martin sighed and dropped the beads on his lap. âIâm not sure what there is to talk about, honestly. You were there, you know what happened.â
âYes,â nodded Olof. âIâm sorry.â
Martin thought about Weynon, and the journey so far. âI almost didnât feel anything when I saw Prior Maborel. I felt even less about the Mythic Dawn we slew in defense of the Priory, or the bandits weâve run into along the way.â
âI understand.â
âIâm not sure you do, Olof,â snapped Martin quietly, so as not to wake Jauffre. âI was a farmerâs son, and thenâŚa priest. I hadnât seen many dead bodies before, much less killed anyone. Youâre an adventurer, youâre already used to it.â Olof said nothing. âI feel so numb to it all. Does that make me a monster?â
âNo,â said Olof. âEven if I donât understand what itâs like for you, I know that youâre not a monster. Would you call me a monster?â
âWellâŚno, of course not. Youâre more like a hero.â
Martin saw red under Olofâs sharp grey cheeks, and felt it heat up his own as well. âItâs justâŚâ Martin struggled to find adequate words. âIâve been through a lot the past few days, is all.â
âYouâll go through more, Your Highness, before all is said and done.â
Olof and Martin looked up at Jauffre, who had spoken. He continued: âYouâll be responsible for all of Tamriel soon as their Emperor. You must develop thicker skin to survive.â
âWith all due respect ââ Martin began.
âLeave him be, Jauffre!â said Olof, nearly shouting. âHeâs just a man. And by no means a child, so donât scold him like one.â
âAm I to care for what a murderer thinks of my abilities as Grandmaster of the Blades?â Olof fell silent. Martin glanced at him, confused. âOh yes,â continued Jauffre. âI looked into you while you were gone. Only truly serious crimes are punished in the Imperial Prison. Patricide among them.â
âAt least Iâve retrieved the Emperor!â Olof spat. âYou lost the Amulet because you kept it in your bloody sock drawer!â
âOlof, Jauffre, please!â cried Martin. âThatâs quite enough. Jauffre was only doing the best he could on short notice. And Iâm sure OlofâŚregrets what happened with his father.â Martin didnât know. He wasnât sure he wanted to. He certainly didnât want to pry right now.
The two men simmered down a bit. Olof crossed his arms and tilted his head back, glancing at the stars through the leaves above, and asked, âWhy did they come after the Amulet of Kings, anyway?â
Jauffre became suddenly thoughtful. âIâm not sure. Of course Uriel had enemies, and this was only the first successful assassination attempt on him and his sons. But how could they have known about Martin for the Kvatch attack? Or that we would bring him to Weynon? Perhaps they sought to kill me, instead.â
âMaybe,â said Martin, âthereâs more importance to the Amulet than we realize.â
The conversation paused. Martin thought it disconcerting that not even Jauffre knew the answers to this mystery. âWhen we arrive at Cloud Ruler,â Martin said, breaking the silence, âI will study this. Iâve been a scholar before. Perhaps I can discover something in the library of the Blades.â
Jauffre and Olof both nodded. âYes,â said Jauffre. âPerhaps.â
âTry to sleep, both of you,â said Olof. âIâll keep watch, donât worry.â
The rest of the night was uneventful, save for Martinâs fitful, restless sleep.