VortexEngine

most of the ocean is unexplored because everyone agreed that we’d all sleep better at night if we dont know what the hell is down there

me: *still has feelings after waking up* me: what the fuck

Lol wtf

SCREAMING

I’m always so flattered when bees buzz by me. Sorry miss, I’m not a flower, but it’s very sweet that you thought I was

i’m actually pretty cool just give me like 5 tries to get it right

so cute

It took me 18 years to realise Saturday has turd in it

if robbers ever broke into my house and searched for money id just laugh and search with them

Someone please sum up what I need to know for chemistry and algebra 2 and French 1 and world history

h2o, a2 + b2 = c2, oui oui baguette eiffel tower, obama 

Every morning there’s a battle between ‘smart me’ who set the alarm and had prosperous plans, and ‘dumb me’ who makes a weak, incoherent case for having some additional sleep. Sadly ‘dumb me’ is also the decision maker.