Vorpal

ugh all the other girls have much better developed paranoias and psychotic inner narratives than me

we as a society should start a fun little game where u can go to a place where a lot of highly trained people will look at your physical condition and check it against known medical knowledge to diagnose what is wrong with you and then treat you for it

i think humans are meant to lay in bed with the love of their life all winter.

*sitting in my car posting on tumblr while listening to The Dismemberment Song* I’m so normal

i bet it feels good to be an underwater plant just swaying in sync with the flow of water

If I had a gaping wound in my stomach would you. . . No. . . I shan’t say. . . . . . . Would you. . ?