Vorpal

we as a society should start a fun little game where u can go to a place where a lot of highly trained people will look at your physical condition and check it against known medical knowledge to diagnose what is wrong with you and then treat you for it

i think humans are meant to lay in bed with the love of their life all winter.

*sitting in my car posting on tumblr while listening to The Dismemberment Song* I’m so normal

i bet it feels good to be an underwater plant just swaying in sync with the flow of water

If I had a gaping wound in my stomach would you. . . No. . . I shan’t say. . . . . . . Would you. . ?

tumblr is the website for if you're just someone's weird sister

a book should be $5 a little drink should be $2 and museum access should be free and all hours

Keep salting the wound I'm close