my victim's "I freely consented to all of this!" t-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by the shirt that it can't answer because of the gag.

applying to be the elephant in the room but the interviewer won't even look at me

we all got that 1 friend that brings a sadomasochistic vibe 2 the hangout

you should do it. oh, don’t be shy, i know you want to. it would be so laughably easy. i always let my guard down with you, and you’d win in a fair fight anyways. you’ve thought about how i’d look. jerked off to it, even, but the real thing would be so much better. and wouldn’t it feel so, so good? you know, i’d probably even forgive you. eventually. at the very least i’d stay quiet about it. sure, maybe i avoid you at first, until i realize how much i need it, and come crawling back to you. then you could do anything you wanted, and i wouldn’t tell a soul. yeah, anything. you need it, and so do i, even if i don’t know it yet. so you should do it. finally give in. do it. you should do it.

“My toy died on me :(” but instead of a vibrator it’s objectification snuff