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@voodoo-lou
“Oh, sorry – I don’t really dance, I’m just trying to rally up some people for a game of beach volleyball. You interested?”
"Pretty sure you're fulfilling some sort of teen movie stereotype right now," Lou teased, laughing before eyeing her friend skeptically. "Before I concede to this, one, I'm on your team, and two, how many people do you have already? Or is it just going to be us bumping the ball back and forth likes idiots?"
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I’ve been so busy preparing for my directorial debut, I’ve totally forgotten to have a social life outside of that and training. Hi, everyone! I’m alive. A lil stressed, but that’s just becoming a personality trait at this point.
Aw, wasn’t that you were busy hiding your shame? Good for you, Charlie! I’m glad you aren’t letting all that yikes-y stuff get to you.
If y'all see me walking around Walt in jeans from now on, do not worry about body snatching or anything! I’m totally fine! I just decided to try a bunch of new stuff this summer like figuring out how to try to attempt to learn how to sorta swim, trying new styles of makeup and even wearing long denim pants. I will probably need some prayers or good vibes to get me through this time of experigating, but yeah! Exciting changes are happening!
Real talk, do you even need to learn to swim now that you’ve got flotation devices permanently strapped to your chest? Congrats on those, by the way. Whoever gave you those did a pretty good job, you look like a whole new person. Gotta say though, I’m a little hurt that you went to someone other than me; you know I’d’ve given you the friends and family discount.
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Wes: If you haven't already, be sure to RSVP for the #WeslieWedding !!! aka the biggest party of the year! June 22nd is only a month away, so book your flights to NOLA asap! I promise: you won't want to miss it.
Lou: My invitation must've gotten lost in the mail. But you know you can count me in, I just LOVE a good party. :]
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Tommy: Well I don't like musicals first of all, so if that's your idea of fun my answer would have to be 'since I was born' :P
Tommy: But this one was ESPECIALLY bad, right? Or am I just crazy?
Lou: God, no. My idea of fun is watching train wrecks. And choo choo, motherfucker, because that was the most beautiful one I've witnessed in a MINUTE. I almost feel bad for Romi, she was cool (no pun intended, don't come for me), but that was too beautiful of a disaster to even feel bad, lol. Like, she went HARD.
Lou: Little bit of both.
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Tommy: Okay. How do I say this lightly.
Tommy: Romi & Juliet is the worst thing I've ever had the misfortune of seeing, and I don't know how to properly express that without offending anyone since half the town was in the show.
Lou: LMAO!
Lou: When did you stop loving fun? XD
“You know, the probability of actually getting matched with your ‘most perfect’ match is pretty low, considering how there’s only what – three, four questions on the survey? Chances are, they match 100% matches first and then just toss randoms together with a fake percentage. I don’t trust it, and that’s why I didn’t enter.”
Lou rolled her eyes at the Tommy’s attempt at a statistics lesson. Of course he was right. “Haven’t you heard? People do stupid things when they’re in love, or in this case, want to find it.” she countered, batting her eyelashes at him dramatically, before rolling her eyes again and looking around the room at all the masked matches dancing. “Give any of them an inch and they’ll be married in a week, I’m sure.” she joked. “And before you speak it into existence even though you know the answer, no, I’m not one of those people.”
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Good-bye, Walt! ✌ Hello, New York Orleans! ❤
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who do you ship all the other new orleans kids with?
The majority of the NOLA kids have already paired up with each other and honestly, where is the fun in that?Hook @wesofmaldonia and @experiment630 up, or even @bianca-sommers if we’re really gonna stick with the NOLA kids for life trend.
@tiaisms seems pretty on pace with @cayofeliz, so why not? He’s her besties cousin, right? That’s an easy enough pair to match up.
@huntleyfenner with @bowiebombshell or @poseysmee. They’re both pretty cute and seem pretty low maintenance but appreciative of romance, so.
I changed my mind, give @charlielabouff to Bianca, I like them together.
@dezilier just needs to not end up with @bazgothel or @dazzlinglux.
Go ahead to give @leonieodie an education and successful thoughts, she doesn’t need anything else in life right now.
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FMK -- Wes, Tia, Huntley
Fuck: @wesofmaldoniaMarry: @huntleyfennerKill: @tiaisms
I worried you'd put a hex on me for accidentally distributing your little sister's sex tape throughout the town.
I'd actually sell my soul to you if I thought it would help, though.
TEXT 🎤 HOU
Huntley: Okay, well with Christmas break right around the corner and us living in the same place it seemed like as good a time as any to remind you I wasn't like, trying to strike some kind of deal. I was just wondering.
Huntley: No, uh... just thinking about how her ex was quite the singer, actually. But I have so many other things to offer her that he didn't, who needs a singing voice, right?
Lou: Have you always been this untrusting, Huntley Fenner? ;P
Lou: Ah, I see! Worried that the short, dark and handsome crooner is going to make your girl swoon again after you finally secured her, huh? Don't fret too much, cher, you have a nice face, and some girls like tall, pale and hairy. Besides, you have the home court advantage. There are very few things that girl seems to love more than herself, but I'd almost wager home is one of them. Her traveler may have declared his love and swore to stay in Walt with/for her, but you grew up with her, you're always going to be that sweet reminder of home which gives girls like that the security they want. Just play off of that.
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Huntley: This isn't me selling my soul to you and your voodoo powers or anything.
Huntley: But just out of curiosity, have you ever made anyone into a better singer?
Lou: You Fenners always seem so paranoid as if there needs to be a preamble before every conversation. I'm not going to steal your soul because you've got curiosities, Pillsbury, relax. Besides, we're in Walt. No could do anyways.
Lou: As for said curiosities, without giving out specific names for examples because I'm all about keeping the privacy of my friends...private...I can say yes. Why do you ask, dear Huntley? Tired of hearing Bayou Barbie warming up for her big break with auditions coming up? Trying to secure her a better role than Dragon's Left Leg? ;) lol
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TEXT 😠 LOUCOLM
Malcolm: You can't curse me inside of WAlt, and outside of Walt I can turn into a dragon, so I feel like that would be a pretty even fight, actually. Okay, but you can tell me if I'm moving my face into RBF or fucking it up.
Lou: Well, now that that's been confirmed, I'll make the curse even stronger. Put that one blonde bitch with dragons to shame. ;) I'm pretty sure moving your face into an RBF negates the point of /Resting/ Bitch Face, lol. Dare I ask /why/ you need this?
TEXT 😠 LOUCOLM
Malcolm: You've got the face of someone that can get people to leave you the hell alone with just a glare. Can you teach me how to do that?
Lou: I'm not really sure if I should say thank you or curse you. Since the cursing part is out of the question for now, I'll give you a tentative thanks. As for teaching you how to glare, I've got what the kids call RBF, so it's a natural talent, sorry.
