Shalom

I have an update on this lil dude apparently he has now been permanently banned from leaving his house because he walked his ass down to the train station got on a train and spend the day hanging out in a caffe a few suburbs over

if u ever think ur bored just remember that somebody somewhere is typing up the terms and conditions

okay but i actually had to write a terms and conditions once and it was hard but also fun somehow???

May Carrie’s force be with us. May we all be a little bit more kind, even when the world is not kind to us. May we all be a little more understanding of everyone’s individual situations and struggles. May we all be a little more open, even when what we want to say is difficult. May we all work harder to make the most of what life has dealt us. May we all be a little sillier, a little more willing to laugh at ourselves, take ourselves a little less seriously. 

The only thing I’ll be kissing on new years is this hell year goodbye

Myself @ me: you need to wake up earlier so you don’t waste the day Me @ myself: sorry I was sleeping and just saw this lol wyd

the only good lgbt ally

also when they made dog day afternoon and bought the rights to his story he used the money to help fund edens surgery so he ended up able to help after all (after serving six years in prison for the heist)

put him on the 20$ bill

I think about this quote all the time and I feel like it explains a lot of things about human behavior