Gravy for the Brain

Whenever you see an attractive woman in an expensive car, you can be certain she didn’t pay for it. Not with money, that is.

She knows how to catch the eye of the dominant, traditional man of her dreams.

The skills taught in the Home Ec course at that new private school are quite something.

As if it would take much computing power for Google to be one step ahead of your empty little thoughts.

I go to the wrong gym.

As a Cancer, I can say this is just one more piece of evidence that astrology is bullshit.

You’d put in this much effort for a job you hate, so the least your man deserves is the same amount of effort at home.

After a complete reprogramming, the subject will have a tendency to be hyper-literal. This one’s owner told her to be a sex kitten. While he was pleased with the result, it should be noted that the warranty does not cover this issue.

The Wolf and the Hunter might have to flip a coin to see who goes first.

No matter how many times he put her outside, she kept finding her way back to his basement.

Ready for use from either end.

A heavily tattooed, scantily clad woman with a disabled vehicle in the middle of the Mojave desert. This is going to end well for someone. But not her.

Her body is built for one thing. Here’s a hint: it doesn’t involve paperwork, customers, computer screens, or research.

I was going to say kind things, but then I saw which book she had.

Prized possession number 1 and 2.