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sometimes i fat funger the wrong key because of my fat fingers and i sometimes wonder if that key whimpers or something

#awesome #evil #shakespeare's reincarnation #shitpost #weird post #we die like men #we died in 2020 and this is hell

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0-3 Double Down

I should post this before I get on the artfight grind-

rocks in my pockets

gonna blast off in a rocket

god i hate the IRS

red baron french bread is the best

i like frogs

don't like going to bogs

meow meow

bow wow

im hungry

#shakespeare's reincarnation #awesome #gay #evil #shitpost

elliemations

They made me do it.

@voltikemissary >:)

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this is the greatest thing to ever grace this planet

#so worth it #my blood has never been more sacraficed #and by my blood lets just say heh #my artificial cherry

I made this really cool concept for an analog horror story but uts a whole thing where either im gonna have to learn blender, get really good at props, or... draw (shudders) and neither of which sound great to me

#analog horror #indie #potential future project for when im NOT dying to death #no tall skinny black creatures of instant death bullshit magic #we make them blend in like men

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getting so many project hail mary posts on my timeline i might aswell read it

#readmaxing #i feel insane

buy my medicines

i am the medicine man

what do they cure?

ionknow

#medicineman #ufacturer #3 am nonsense

does life sometimes feel like the image above?

do you have money?

do you want to buy a drug to solve all your problems!?

well too bad im still looking for one

#evil #awesome #gay #shakespeare's reincarnation #3 am nonsense #shitpost

elliemations

A while ago I introduced my dad to the let’s go gambling meme and he liked it so much he showed it to other members of the family

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in other news, I introduced my stepdad to balatro he has since then

* bought balatro

* got perkeo on first shop

* duplicated infinite saturns

I thought he had an amazing run considering her had shortcut joker and four fingers joker

he then proceded to sell perkeo for even steven...

lost the run and then refunded the game

he didnt even let the sunk cost fallacy kick in...

#gambling #lets go gambling!#memes #txt post #text post #family

Red baron pepperoni french breads singles are the best frozen pizzas in the game and im not kidding

"It not delivery, its digior-" shut it Digiorno pepperonis are nothing but ham with slightly more salt

"Ton-" i swear to god if you say tony's i will murder you

"Totinos party pizza" end yourself that is so ass

sorry not sorry

-Hungry Me

#frozen pizza #hungerposting #gay #awesome #evil #hungry #shitpost #controversial #controversial opinion

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Starvation.

A plague that has befallen me.

Poverty.

The lack of money to hold.

A combo.

Was this meal and me meant to be?

luxury

crunch wrap supreme

#gay #evil #awesome #shakespeare's reincarnation #shitpost #hungry #hungerposting

elliemations

The Rosy Maple Moth is amazing to me.

starting with the obvious, they’re adorable, and I love seeing peoples looks of delight when they don’t know this thing and I ask them to look it up.

this thing is a bright pink and yellow creature, yet somehow these stand-out colours that would usually be a detriment are made use of as camouflage!

Like…. How is candy pink and yellow camouflage!? I know it’s the maple key of course but it just fills me with amazement every time! I love them sm.

polites if he was a twink: Greet the world with open arms

#epic the musical #epic fandom #polites #gay #evil #awesome #shitpost

oh picrew my beloved.

your welcoming character designs and weeks of hard labor to bring me 50 billion hairstyles

oh how much i love you

#gay #evil #awesome #shakespeare's reincarnation #picrew

oh picrew my beloved.

your welcoming character designs and weeks of hard labor to bring me 50 billion hairstyles

oh how much i love you

#gay #evil #awesome #shakespeare's reincarnation #picrew

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sodarlo

happy 4/20!! I can’t smoke so this post is pointless

elliemations

is this the first time that you’ve ever seen Aurora Borealis crush mankind?

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