Holy Fuck

"Take me down to your paradise,

I lose my words every time I try,

To make sense on why I lose my mind." - Heat by The Score

sorry it took me a bit to respond!! have some dumbassery <3

the touches start with lance, as most things do

it's all in the name of rivalry, though! playing footsie under the table, intense thumb wars, arm wrestling, sparring sessions, fingers just barely brushing at the dinner table....typical rival stuff. you wouldn't get it

keith: i don't catch feelings easily.

lance, gently bumping his fist against keith's arm after a mission: sharp work, samurai ;-)

keith: thanks. i gotta go pick out a tux

lance once hooked his chin over keith's shoulder to get a better look at a new project that hunk was showing them, and then just stayed there for full two minutes. keith held his breath for most of them

lance, poking him in the cheek: dude, are you okay? you're burning up

keith, voice cracking: i'm fine

lance, chuckling to himself: yeah, you got that right

keith: what.

lance: what? nothing! your stupid mullet is getting in my face.

keith: you could just move?

lance: oh. do you want me to move?

keith: no.

lance:

keith: uh. i mean, whatever. i don’t care. do what you want.

hunk: ...are you two done yet? like, is it over?

the first time keith initiates the touch is right after a really scary battle, while they're still in their undersuits. he just desperately needs to feel another heart beating against his own, so he slumps his entire weight against lance. his heart has always been the loudest.

after that, they start hugging it out more often. whenever lance sees keith awkwardly hoovering around, he spreads his arms and goes "bring it in, emoboy", at which keith promptly shoots him a glare

(he still brings it in, though)

keith, head resting on lance's chest: how does your heart always beat so fast?

lance, chuckling nervously: there's probably something terribly wrong with me. don't think about it too hard

as time goes on, keith slowly grows more relaxed. he sits really close to lance at lunch, and leans his head against his shoulder during movie nights. pats him on the back after a work well done, and then just leaves his hand to rest right there, in between lance's shoulderblades

he keeps getting bolder with it, is what i'm saying

lance, after pinning keith down during training: that's how it's done, baby! say hello to the new master of hand to hand combat.

keith: are you joking?

lance: nope! how does it feel to be underneath me, mullet?

keith, slowly bringing his hands to rest on lance's waist: not so bad, actually.

lance:

keith:

lance: should we kiss now

keith: i mean it'd be wrong if we didn't

once they start dating, they hold hands a lot

lance, teasingly: this is kinda like the bonding moment

keith: you mean the one where you held my hand for twenty seconds and then i immidiately started falling for you? even though you barely remembered it the next day? that bonding moment?

lance: you seem upset. do you want me to cradle you in my arms about it?

sometimes when they read through the reports in the lounge together, lance will absently play with keith's fingers and kiss the spot right below his glove. keith just sits there, looking at him with that dumb soft smile and not getting any work done.

keith: hey lance

lance: hm?

keith: you were right. you really are a master of hand to hand

lance:

lance:

lance: that was so bad. i'm gonna kiss you senseless

“SLYTHERIN!” the sorting hat roared.

Ron couldn’t believe his ears.

Harry Potter couldn’t be Slytherin, Harry Potter was a hero.  More than that, though, Harry was a decent kid, most importantly, he was Ron’s friend.  

The look on Harry’s face was one of horror, horror and fear.  The look on Draco Malfoy’s was possessive.  Suddenly Ron was furious.  Because who cared if Harry really was evil, or would be some day?  That stupid hat had no right to throw him to the sharks.

“Weasley, Ron!”

Ron walked resolutely forward.  

The sorting hat fell before his eyes, encasing him in darkness.

“Ah, another Weasley,” a voice mused, “Well it’s obvious–”

“SHUT UP!” Ron shouted, but only in his mind.  Beneath the hat it was like the outside world no longer existed, it was just him and the voice.  He could hardly believe his boldness, but he was too angry to be polite.

To his surprise the hat was silent.

“Why did you put Harry Potter in Slytherin?” He didn’t really expect a reply, but he had to ask.

“It’s none of you’re business.” The hat’s disembodied voice did reply.  Encouraging.

“Tell. Me.”

The hat sighed.  "We won’t get anywhere until I do, will we?  All right then, I put him in Slytherin because his characteristics fit that house the best, and because I knew he would succeed there, that that house could make him great someday.  And no, he isn’t evil.“

Ron pondered this a second, and it just made his anger boil even hotter.

“What exactly do you mean by “succeed” and “become great”?   You’re sending a boy without any family, who has lived in the muggle world his whole life, into a group of people that will try to exploit him.  Do you want another Dark Lord?“

For the first time the hat sounded hesitant, "I see your point.  But Harry can overcome that.  Anyhow, this is your sorting.  His is over.”

“Not if he hasn’t got any friends.  But if this is my sorting, then sort me.  Put me in Slytherin.”

“I can’t just put you in whichever house you want to be in,” the hat huffed.

“But I do get a say, don’t I.  Because if I didn’t you wouldn’t bother talking to me at all.”

“True, but it’s hardly a question.  You fit the criteria of a Gryffindor perfectly.”

“What exactly are those criteria?  What makes someone a Gryffindor or a Slytherin, or any other house?  Because I have a feeling that a lot of what I think I know is just stereotyping.”

“It’s very complex and I haven’t the time–”

“I’m sure you can summarize.  I have a right to know if my choice matters.  How can you expect me to make any sort of informed decision if I don’t know what I’m deciding.

"Fine then,” the hat said, exasperated, “Gryffindors are brave, when given the choice they tend to put other peoples’ lives before their own, and they don’t have much respect for authority.  Ravenclaws value intelligence and thoughtfulness over anything else.  They believe in trying to solve any and all problems they come across, but see action as being less important.  Hufflepuffs are accepting.  They care about all people and believe that hard work should always be rewarded.  They are fiercely loyal.  Slytherins have a strong desire to achieve their goals and will do anything to further that end.  They protect their own.”

“Good.  Then I’m a Slytherin.”

“No, you are not!”

“Yes I am!  I claim Harry as my own, and I will protect him.  That is my goal and I will achieve it, even if it means arguing with the sorting hat and joining a house that’s turned out hundreds of evil wizards and witches.”

The hat groaned. “This is taking far too long, and if I argue with you it will take even longer.  So I suppose you’ll be…

SLYTHERIN!”

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Okay, I think i have it now and i appreciate it.

I’ve just made a bet against my Dad that if this post gets 2 million notes then i can get a Puppy. [like the one underneath]

I didn’t realise how much 2 million was and i couldn’t take that number down now. It should look like 2,000,000 in the notes bar.

He’s convinced that this will never reach that number, and very confident about it so Let’s prove him wrong!! He thinks this will get about 25 notes beofre it’s left in the dust.

You don’t have to do it for me. But for the point and to prove him wrong. He has to pay and everything so let’s make him suffer with it!!

I’m counting on you!!!

Remember it’s 2,000,000!

REBLOG PEOPLE

I have no issue contributing to this

Come on guys

REBLOG! REBLOG!! REBLOG!!!

FOR A PUPPER GUYS

PUPPPPPPPYYYYYYY

GET A PUPPY! GET A PUPPY!

FOR THE PUPPY!

For a puppy, always

REBLOG FOR THE PUPPY

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It won’t let me tag anyone else. Sorry random people I had to help this person.

Yo just spam the comment section with keyboard smashes 

Uh, um. Guess I @ people now?

@biggest-gaudiest-patronuses @not-my-brain @not-to-be-a-brit-but-tea @biggest-gaudiest-generators @i-am-a-fish @internetexplorer-official @setheverman @slimetony @cursedcatimages @catsuggest @just-shower-thoughts @hungwy @goldiegurston @firefox-official @fishhater-ieatthem @dennys @deepshowerthoughts @dogsuggest @paper-mario-wiki @pukicho @pissvortex @prideknights @one-time-i-dreamt @official-bing @official-ecosia @unclefather @thebootydiaries @teeth-thief @writing-prompt-s @webcomicname @wishem

That’s all I have, sorry for the @’s everyone but this person needs a puppy!

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Spamming the comment section is a good idea

LETS GO!

(Apologies for @ing random tumblrs)

(Help the cause, please and thank you)

REBLOG

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You know, normally I wouldn’t but it’s fugking….. You deserve a puppy

HOW IS THIS STILL UNDER 200K???? WTF. Please people, reblog this.

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No harm in helping someone

FOR THE PUPPY

im 🥺

the significance is so cool!!!

imagine him being all protective of his animagus form, when he first shows the team he opens his wings proudly bc they’re super long

also an albatross is spot on bc no only would he fly, which is his dream, but he also can be close to the sea, which is his home

altho— what if he has that form bc he lost someone important to the sea tho— what if the way it conveyed in his magic was the form of an albatross, his desire to be able to save those lost at sea