stain them, i don’t care

playing stupid games but im really bad at them so im not even winning the stupid prizes

People who recycle and put their trash in their pocket until they find a trash can and people who pick up liter when they see it and people who still cut the six-pack rings so animals don’t get trapped or choke on them and people who move turtles out of the road and people who stop for ducks and geese to cross all have a very special place in my heart. You are so good to this world and earth. I hope you know that.

a summer drink will save you & a summer fruit will save you & a glass of water will kiss you silly

Victor Frankenstein after achieving the impossible and building a fucking person from scraps of the dead: Oh god, ew, ew it's ugly! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew! Ew! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew!

religion is so fucking funny the world is just too beautiful there must be a higher entity behind all this. lets oppress women

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

thy mother

Art thou for fucking real

Yahhh I have to build Rome. Yup it’s due tomorrow.. noo I haven’t started yet haha is that bad?

The intimacy of someone protecting your name when you’re not in the room.

I would take a job pushing the Sisyphus rock if it paid 20 an hour and I could wear my headphones

going on a guilt trip do yall want anything

if you really cared about me you wouldn't have to ask