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2023 is coming to an end so this is my annual I love my online friends so fucking much you wouldn't believe me if I told you post.

Unironically I think we need just a more powerful DS again. Dual screens fuck. The amount of creativity and interactivity and cool UI that went into DS games is literally unmatched and like those things were tough as fuck too. Please hear my wish. I get that the switch is technically handheld and thus portable but also no it is not that thang is so delicate and lacks the sophistication of just being able to shut it at a moments notice to pause everything without having to hit a pause menu. Does anyone hear me. Hello. Pokémon ranger.

I literally just had the stunning revelation that both the head of the Demon Slayer Corps and the actual Demon King have had the strangest gender experiences lmfao?? Kagaya is like yeah haha I was raised as a girl my whole childhood and then suddenly I became an Adult Man at the age of four :) and meanwhile Muzan shows up in full drag to a business meeting and then proceeds to murder all of his employees??? Absolutely unhinged and I love it to death because you just KNOW that transphobia doesn’t fly in either organization. Kagaya and Muzan have one (1) shared idea and that is fuck the gender binary I said what I said

mutuals i am on the top bunk peering over the side to look down at u & i’m goin Psst hey r u still awake

people with siblings love saying shit like "you never played first degree murder knife chase?"

the word sheepish is so funny. like 🐑 baa

GET YOUR BODY OUT OF SURVIVAL MODE SO YOU CAN CREATE FROM YOUR HEART

Working at an aquarium will have you saying things like “this is my favorite scallop because he’s sassy”

Thinking about how when my oldest brother took Japanese classes his professor was like your pronunciation is really good 😊 but you need to watch movies that aren't about the Yakuza because you sound like a criminal

somewhere in this beautiful world there is a man who sounds like Paulie Walnuts because he learned English by watching the Sopranos

im like the guy in the infomercials they depict in black and white doing everything inefficiently and having a thousand tupperware containers fall on me when i open the cupboard

i think we should stop calling them baby names so people remember they’re not just naming a baby but also a future twenty seven year old with a resume

that's why bella called her kid resume right away

i keep trying to quit being a bitch but they keep inventing new things for me to be a bitch at