entp: I think I screwed up.
enfp: That’s okay, we all make mistakes.
entj: That’s because you’re fucking stupid.

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entp: I think I screwed up.
enfp: That’s okay, we all make mistakes.
entj: That’s because you’re fucking stupid.

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Friend, ISFP: you know, i don’t want to go today to drink with you
Me, ENTJ: why?
ISFP: don’t want to
ENTJ: ok, I get it, but why? You feeling sick? Am I pissing you off? Have other plans? I need logic answer
ISFP: just don’t
ENTJ: someone kill me, please
Me: hey boss I need to request for leave of absence at 14 december
Boss: no problem, but... something is wrong?
Me: ...there’s funeral
Boss: oh i’m so sorry, who passed away?
Me: ...my hope and will to live
Me, watchin banana fish: oh wow such an addictive story, I have to read manga, I can’t wait no more for the next episode!
Me, after manga: oh wow another reason to end this pointless existence, nice :)
Today, second meeting of the electoral commission
me: could you do something? We have a fucking deadline tommorow *nervously searching documents*
someone: what are you looking for?
me: reason to not kick you off

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Today, metting of the electoral commission, looking for a chairman
me: *speaks a lot because bored*
commission: you have to be a chairman, you’re born leader
me: sure? why not
also me: *internally* easy peasy lemon squeezy
Yesterday wedding party, a lot of people like in hell
someone: I need two square meters to dance
me: I need two bottles of vodka to dance
me: I’m really tired I have to go to sleep now
brain: Don’t you dare. Tommorow you have meeting with CEO, you have to think of every possible question and response, next focus on this one thing which you forgot to do today, because world will burn without it, it’s only your fault, aaaand contemplate about your future, you have no time!
me: oh, fuck you