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One Nice Bug Per Day
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The Stonewall Inn
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Monterey Bay Aquarium

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shark vs the universe
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"we detected a mature post" yeah I'm in my 30s

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no i havent seen that critically acclaimed movie with significant relevance to culture. no yeah, still working through bad stuff from other decades
how often are you getting a headache
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The purest expression of being a Warhammer fan
one must imagine sisyphus livin la vida loca
why are you as an adult watching things at full volume in a public space

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New experiment!
Reblog if you platonically say I love you to ur friends, comment or like if you think that's weird!
careers under capitalism
helping elderly people: one dollar
Senior Torture Manager: $1,500,000,000/yr plus benefits
I got a 4 min long video of Kimchi dreaming today, so here's a clip
You get the whole walk cycle and the little sprint at the end.
Sometimes her sprints last for like 4 or 5 seconds and she can shoot herself off the couch or into a wall if she gets a grip with her back claws. If she does it next to a wall, her head smacking into it sounds like someone is trying to break into the house. She doesn't wake up.
Later in the dream she injured her paw and was limping, and earlier she caught something and ate it.
if your animal is lying on the floor, furniture etc, itβs important to take a picture of them. then, if they move or shift in any way, itβs important to take another picture. with this technique, you can take many pictures of your animal
I feel like a lot of people get "All Art is Political" confused with "All Art is made with Political Intentions" which is not the same.

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What kind of man would put a known criminal in charge of a major branch of government? Apart from, say, the average voter.
--Terry Pratchett, Going Postal
"going out to get milk" is a common turn of phrase used to describe a man abandoning his family.
the "milkman" is a common figure in stories depicting a woman's infidelity and adulterous affair.
this implies that the ability to provide milk would both decrease the likelihood of a man abandoning his wife and children, as it would eliminate the need for leaving to get milk AND would secure that man's marriage, as his wife would have no need to seek milk from an extraneous source.
therefore, all men should produce milk, through various means such as:
- being a cow
- being an almond
- being a woman
- being a coconut
- being in the omegaverse
- being an oat
(list is exemplary and not finite)
in this essay, i will redefine the nuclear family and explain the seductive and inflammatory nature of the 1993 "Got Milk?" commercials.
you shut your mouth.