scully, it's me.

feel free to change pronouns / wording !

“ look man, i’m serious okay ? ”  

“ i’ve never seen anything like it … ”  

“ i haven’t been able to sleep since that night. ”  

“ don’t give into fear out there. ”  

“ if you freeze up around these things, they’ll sink their teeth into you. ”  

“ something’s not right. ”  

“ don’t move, i’ll be back for you. ”  

“ don’t shoot ! ”  

“ you can thank me later, when we’re safe. ”  

“ hopefully, they’ll have some answers at the police station. ”  

“ it’s a good thing we found each other. ”  

“ oh my god, this is so unreal. ”  

“ what if there’s no survivors ? ”  

“ looks like we’re walking from here. ”  

“ you’re safe, for now. ”  

“ i’m sure you did what you could. ”  

“ this place will eat you alive if you aren’t careful. ”  

“ i am not the priority here. ”  

“ if you see one of those things - uniform or not - you do not hesitate. ”  

“ this is not how i imagined my first day … ”  

“ it is so nice to see you. ”  

“ don’t worry about me, _____. you take care of yourself. ”  

“ bet he’s not part of the rescue squad. ”  

“ i won’t hurt you, i promise. ”  

“ you gotta be kidding me … ”  

“ i just need you to lower that ladder for me. ”  

“ it means we’ve got something in common … ”  

“ i’ve been looking everywhere for you. ”  

“ on the ground, hands behind your head. ”  

“ he’s full of shit ! ”  

“ don’t tell me how to do my job ! ”  

“ obviously, nobody taught you manners ! ”  

“ we can’t let this thing spread. ”  

“ i won’t let you down, ____. ”  

“ somebody’s watching me. ”  

“ hey. stay sharp. ”  

“ surprised you made it this far. ”  

“ that information’s classified. ”  

“ do yourself a favour : stop asking questions and get the hell out of here. ”  

“ i don’t believe it. a real human. ”  

“ are we the last ones alive ? ”  

“ i’m sure he had a good reason. ”  

“ don’t be an asshole. ”  

“ just get me the fuck outta here ! ”  

“ it just … happened so quick. ”  

“ this is getting old. saving your ass - that’s twice ! ”  

“ this isn’t a game ! ”  

“ nothing dies down here. ”  

“ what about you ? trying to save the world ? ”  

“ i’m not going to hurt you - ”  

“ i’m going to ask you to lower that weapon. ”  

“ we need to terminate her before she turns. ”  

“ i told you to stay put. ”  

“ whatever it takes to save this city … count me in. ”  

“ you are gonna be so fucking sorry ! ”  

“ that explains the horrible things i’ve seen. ”  

“ god only knows what’s down here … ”  

“ you’re stuck with me to the end. ”  

“ can’t say i didn’t warn you. ”  

“ i’m just impressed you made it in one piece. ”  

“ not much time … need to dispose of it. ”  

“ forget about me … just go. ”  

“ you have to get up. he’s going to get us ! ”  

“ i don’t have time to play twenty questions. ”  

“ i was scared. ”  

“ power must be out. ”  

“ should’ve known you wouldn’t die ! ”  

“ this conversation is over ! ”  

“ i will get you whatever you need, okay ? ”  

“ you can run, ____, but you can’t hide. ”  

“ bravo. gonna burn me alive now ? ”  

“ enough with this cat and mouse game. ”  

“ i don’t like the sound of that … ”  

“ i’ll bet those rats spread it. ”  

“ there’s no turning back. ”  

“ your jacket’s so warm. ”  

“ i don’t know what i’d do without you. ”  

“ you were doing just fine without me, until i came along and got you into all sorts of trouble. ”  

“ i was getting worried there for a sec … ”  

“ i can’t walk like this. ”  

“ you’re not getting rid of me that easy. ”  

“ let me carry you. ”  

“ worse than it looks. ”  

“ i got plenty to live for. ”  

“ what the fuck were you thinking ? ”  

“ you left me no choice. ”  

“ i knew you’d make it. ”  

“ you don’t look so good. ”  

“ i’m so lucky to have you. ”  

“ i think i can open it from the other side ! ”  

“ we make a good team. ”  

“ as much as i wanted to trust you, i didn’t. ”  

“ i was just some pawn to you ? ”  

“ i don’t wanna hurt you. ”  

“ then you shoot me, but i don’t think you can. ”  

“ i … need to take a shower. ”  

“ we gotta stop meeting like this. ”  

“ show no mercy. ”  

“ so … are you guys like, boyfriend and girlfriend ? ”  

feel free to change pronouns / wording !

“ i think you have the wrong number. ”  

“ it happens. ”  

“ take it easy. ”  

“ i’m sorry, i guess i dialed the wrong number. ”  

“ wait, wait, don’t hang up. ”  

“ i wanna talk to you for a second. ”  

“ why don’t you wanna talk to me ? ”  

“ you tell me your name, i’ll tell you mine. ”  

“ what’s that noise ? ”  

“ do you like scary movies ? ”  

“ what’s your favourite scary movie ? ”  

“ i like that movie, it was scary. ”  

“ the first one was but the rest sucked. ”  

“ you got a boyfriend ? ”  

“ you wanna ask me out on a date ? ”  

“ i wanna know who i’m looking at. ”  

“ that’s not what you said. ”  

“ i thought we were gonna go out. ”  

“ don’t hang up on me. ”  

“ you _________ again, i’ll gut you like a fish, understand ? ”  

“ is this some kind of joke ? ”  

“ can you handle that ? ”  

“ i am two seconds away from calling the police. ”  

“ you should never say ‘who’s there ?’  don’t you watch scary movies ? it’s a death wish. ”  

“ you’ve had your fun. ”  

“ or else what ? ”  

“ i’m getting scared, i’m shakin’ in my boots. ”  

“ i wouldn’t do that if i were you ! ”  

“ i wanna play a game. ”  

“ here’s how we play.  i ask a question, if you get it right ?  they live. ”  

“ come on, it’ll be fun. ”  

“ we can’t stop now. ”  

“ i’m sorry, that’s the wrong answer ! ”  

“ you tricked me. ”  

“ hey, we’re not finished yet. ”  

“ i heard screaming. ”  

“ close call. ”  

“ it occurred to me that i’ve never snuck through your bedroom window. ”  

“ the exorcist was on, got me thinking of you. ”  

“ see what you do to me ? ”  

“ i appreciate the romantic gesture. ”  

“ my god, you’re just a tease. ”  

“ they’re interrogating the entire school. ”  

“ the killer could easily be female. ”  

“ how do you gut someone ? ”  

“ what are you saying, that i killed them ? ”  

“ i’m gonna gut your ass in a second, kid. ”  

“ scary night, isn’t it ? ”  

“ it’s like right out of a horror movie or something. ”  

“ i like that thing you’re doing with your voice, it’s sexy. ”  

“ oh come on you know i don’t watch that shit. ”  

“ they’re all the same, some stupid killer stalking some big breasted girl who can’t act who’s always running up the stairs when she should be going out the front door. ”  

“ are you alone in the house ? ”  

“ the question isn’t ‘who am i ?’ the question is where am i ? ”  

“ oh yeah ?  well i call your bluff. ”  

“ can you see me right now ? ”  

“ do you wanna die, _____ ? ”  

“ the killer’s here he’s in the house. ”  

“ i didn’t do it. ”  

“ super bitch, you are so cool. ”  

“ he was destined to have a flaw, i knew he was too perfect. ”  

“ it’s never gonna stop, is it ? ”  

“ you’re not so sure anymore, are you ? ”  

“ nice welt, sweetie. ”  

“ this is a mistake, i shouldn’t be here. ”  

“ someone was there, someone tried to kill me. ”  

“ i think it’s time you got over that. ”  

“ i am sorry if my traumatized life is an inconvenience to you and your perfect existence. ”  

“ fairness would be to rip ( your / their ) insides out, hang ( you / them ) from a tree so we can expose ( you / them ) for the heartless, desensitized little shit that ( you / they ) are. ”  

“ homicide is a much healthier, therapeutic expression. ”  

“ you are pathetic. ”  

“ you’re not supposed to be here. ”  

“ i’m so buff i got you covered, girl. ”  

“ you’re such a little lapdog. ”  

“ he’s got killer printed all over his forehead. ”  

“ everybody’s a suspect. ”  

“ how do we know you’re not the killer ? ”  

“ what would be your motive ? ”  

“ whenever he touches me i just can’t relax. ”  

“ sorry, i didn’t mean to scare you. ”  

“ should i be worried ? ”  

“ you wanna play psycho-killer ? can i be the helpless victim ? ”  

“ please don’t kill me mr ghostface, i wanna be in the sequel. ”  

“ first time for everything. ”  

“ i’ve been selfish. ”  

“ this isn’t a movie. ”  

“ only virgins can do that, don’t you know the rules ? ”  

“ there are certain rules that one must abide by in order to successfully survive a horror movie. ”  

“ i don’t think you’re that bad. ”  

“ we all go a little mad sometimes. ”  

“ what’s the matter ?  you look like you’ve seen a ghost. ”  

“ did they ever decide why hannibal lecter liked to eat people ? don’t think so. ”  

“ it’s a lot scarier when there’s no motive. ”  

“ now you gotta die, those are the rules. ”  

“ i guess i got a little too zealous, huh ? ”  

“ give me the knife. ”  

“ movies don’t create psychos, movies make psychos more creative. ”  

“ i’m feelin’ woozy here ! ”  

“ uh - houston, we have a problem here. ”  

“ works better without the safety on. ”  

“ i think i’m dyin’ here man. ”  

“ peer pressure, i’m far too sensitive. ”  

“ my mom and dad are gonna be so mad at me. ”  

“ i always had a thing for ya. ”  

“ in your dreams. ”  

“ i never thought i’d be so happy to be a virgin. ”