shark vs the universe
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
Misplaced Lens Cap
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
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NASA
Sade Olutola
art blog(derogatory)
we're not kids anymore.
Discoholic 🪩
trying on a metaphor
oozey mess
#extradirty
Claire Keane
@theartofmadeline
Peter Solarz
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Product Placement
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@vkatanov
they're getting pretty bold with marketing omicron as "mild" like I swear the next variant is gonna be described as "almost pleasant, really"
followed of course by the "you've really just got to try this one bro trust me" strain
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Can I get a promo? I’m gay
i can’t stop thinking about that post about spiderman having a patreon. would he have benefit tiers? $1 guarantees weekly videos of him doing backflips somewhere Very Up High. Monthly goal is his rent with a promise like “if i have the bare minimum a human being needs to survive i guess I can keep fighting crime which is cool. mutually beneficially.” rumor has it that once someone sent him $1000 directly on ko-fi and he showed up at a birthday party but who knows.
$1 Access to Spiderman’s snapchat.
Spider-Man seems like the kinda guy to show up to a kid’s birthday party solely to surprise children and eat cake, so whoever allegedly paid $1000 to do what he probably was already planning to do is either very kind or a fool
oh no he crashes children’s birthday parties all the time and gets party favor baggies. this was a 21st birthday party which was very stressful bc he kept stumbling over trying to politely refuse drinks bc he’s a good kid but while also not revealing he’s legally too young to drink
Even better: just… a montage of Spidey’s excuses for why he can’t drink
“Sorry guys, can’t drink and swing”
“I’m, uh, the designated web-slinger!”
“I actually just finished consuming the liquified remains of a few carjackers, so I’m good thanks”
“…i can’t risk it harming my eggsac?”
“…no mouth”
NO MOUTH
I can’t find my previous post but everything I had saved went towards rent/student loan for December. I still haven’t been paid because I’m a new hire at my job, my hours are being cut and I’ve barely been scheduled the past week and a half and won’t really be during Hanukkah either. I’m extremely grateful for the help I have received but I need help to be able to afford to audit language classes at my university as a visiting student. I hope to take two classes which are $125 each for a total of $250. It is essential for my future to learn these languages and for what I will pursue in graduate school. Thank you all so much for help in the past, I appreciate everything and every share!
This is also my venmo
Well the potential roommate that was supposed to pay half this month’s rent didn’t work out so now I have like. Nothing! Anyways anything is appreciated
Thank you to whoever sent $24! 24/250
Thank you to whoever sent $35! 59/250
Thank you to whoever sent $9! 68/250
Thank you to whoever sent $9! 77/250
This has a lot of notes now but has not received anything since and the sooner this goes through the better because classes may run out of spots soon. I really appreciate anything, thank you!
Thank you to whoever sent $15, $92/250!
Thank you to whoever sent $10, 102/250!
Thank you to whoever sent $3, 105/250!
Thank you to whoever sent $5, 110/250!
I had to pay $20 In lyfts to go to a stupid work event which sets me back a little, and so I’d just be really appreciative of anything. Thank you so much!
Thank you to whoever sent $3, 113/250!
Apparently there’s going to be a massive snowstorm and I probably need to pick up a few more things to eat which sets me back a little more because I anticipate being boxed in for a few days. Anyways, thank you all and I really appreciate anything!
If anyone could send me anything before the storm I would really really appreciate it!!
Going to the store soon so like!! Anything would be really appreciated
Thanks to whoever sent $1! 114/250
Thanks to whoever sent $2! 116/250
Now at 144/250, Thank you so much!! More than halfway there :)
Thank you to whoever sent $10, 154/250!
I just realized I’m almost totally out of probiotics (which I need bc I take a heavy dose of antibiotics). I hate to have another set back but that’s rather urgently something I’ll need to take care of, anyways thank you all so much and I really appreciate anything!
Thank you to whoever sent $7, 161/250!
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boss: i need you to come do something
me: this is so cryptic what the fuck
boss: you cant keep saying that to get out of work
me: im shaking what does this mean
Worse is when they come up and say “any volunteers?” With no context or information.
boss: i need you to come do something
me: this is so cryptic what the fuck
boss: you cant keep saying that to get out of work
me: im shaking what does this mean
Homestly my tumblr doesn’t feel political enough to justify making it part of my political brand
Maybe I’ll make a new account AGAIN.
Changing the clutch on a Ferrari F50.
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mutuals do this
Tumblr after 12/16/18:
Hey guys, just a warning because I feel like this bot is targeting LGBT tagged items. If you get a message like this one, you won’t be able to view the post if you click because it will send you to an endless log in screen or tell you you need to follow the person to see their stuff. It’s a dummy account.
The message is designed to be upsetting so you will want to click it and see the contents.
I was upset enough to click but luckily I was in the app so i knew it didn’t make sense to ask me to log in again. I then looked CLOSELY at the log in page and realized the url is fake. This is a phishing attempt and I don’t want any other lgbt people to be taken in by it. Be careful out there.
(People are saying that if you do indeed click and give your password, your account may be used to spread the virus, so be cautious of that as well)
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It’s quite likely no coincidence that that most ‘mismanaged’ and least profitable social media site is also the one that turned out to be most amenable to the formation of actual communities
To clarify, Tumblr is indeed horribly mismanaged, but notably, it’s mismanaged both in ways that harm us (e.g. doing little about pornbots, nazis, etc.) and ways that have greatly benefited us – not asking for real names, hiding our follower counts, a chronologically-sorted dashboard, etc. are big draws, but in the eyes of other social media monarchs, they look like unforgivable mistakes. If I don’t have to give my real name, that’s that much less information to sell to advertisers. If posts are listed chronologically, Tumblr can’t shove the posts of ‘influencers’ in front of me willy-nilly. Tumblr was a ‘success’ because it was too poorly managed to sufficiently atomize us, and so we actually had conversations and communities instead of being the best products for advertisers.
