genelia

I love sleeping. It’s like death, without the commitment.

It's impressive how Neil Gaiman vanished from the internet. Wish Rowling would do the same.

I scrolled past that before realizing op was being literal and not just making some kind of weird joke

Oh please, "the penetration of the vampire's bite as metaphor for sexual penetration" is like, horny classic vampire symbolism 101 🙄 Taking this to the next level of "vampire bite as literal reproductive penetration" is a conversation Tumblr is thoroughly and uniquely prepared for and one that we will all severely regret very shortly

Oh, I’m ready to be a spectator for this conversation. I’m ready. 

Probably but "vaddy" was like a fucking cartoon mallet to the head

neil "would you die for me?" perry and todd "would you live for me?" anderson