La danse du diable et celle des anges

basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*

*two pool toys having sex tumble by in the wind* oh thank god

*thunderous slam dunk noise*

the most #UselessLesbian thing i have ever done was when i was trying to figure out if this girl liked me or not, just constantly arguing with myself about it, and after a couple, uh, months, of this, i was like, “god i wish i could just like… go to court and lay out all this evidence and have a couple lawyers argue over the TRUE MEANING of her text messages, and then a judge tells me if she likes me or not.” and then the proverbial lightbulb went off over my proverbial head, and i dug into my mock trial folder from high school and found the trial guidelines and i wrote out an entire trial transcript featuring a plaintiff (me), my attorney (my wildest hopes and dreams), a defense attorney (my worst fears and insecurities), and a judge (my desperate attempt at rationality). the final product was several thousand words long. it clarified nothing. at any point in this process did it occur to me to ask her how she felt about me? absolutely not. did i ever stop and think, “hey, maybe i should tell her that i like her?” absolutely not. that’s for people who take risks and i don’t take risks i take myself to court in my own head.

born to write letters to dc editors forced to complain on tumblr dot com

im making it illegal for groups of people to gather together and form a performing group centering on telling stories and comunicating emotions through music. one might even say its been.... band

this year’s prom theme is… *opens envelope* Great Lakes Invasive Species And What Boaters Can Do To Stop Them

And the subject of tonight’s ecology panel is *turns on powerpoint* Enchantment Under the Sea

mamma mia is actually the most important movie of all time. you must understand. it's silly and goofy and a heartfelt story and maybe it's not realistic but it sure is compelling. christine baranski is a cougar and colin firth is gay. abba proves once more that they're one the greatest bands to ever exist. the color grading is vivid and saturated and everything looks alive. most importantly the main themes are that our greatest quality is our immeasurable capacity for love and that we're meant to connect with and take care of each other because all we have is each other. you must live life to the fullest because it's everything you have. you get to live and feel sunlight on your skin and experience happiness because you are capable and deserving of feeling happy.

they need to give out research grants for rpf

Watercolor??????

a lot of people don’t tell you this when you’re starting to remodel your own home but occasionally under the floorboards you’ll find the entrance to an unimaginably sprawling and vast complex of underground lakes connected to each other through intricate networks of tunnels where suburbanite mermaids have set up mermaid strip malls with mermaid verizon, mermaid driving school, the mermaid liquor store, and so on. and many people will think this is a plumbing issue, but it’s actually a zoning problem

tumblr is great bc its like a diary where I can take other peoples diary entries and glue them into my own diary

“why don’t they teleport back” because they’re not on the planet where everyone can teleport anymore. try to keep up dumbass