La danse du diable et celle des anges

Christian babies have so far not found a purpose or use outside of baseball

Wait! I can change! *enters my second phase and my background music gains an angry electric guitar*

get in loser we’re gonna try again despite it all

Computer. Iris by the goo goo dolls. Loud enough to kill.

post-post clarity when you're looking at your post on the dash like who gives a fuck. delete

just ask that person out, the worst thing they can say is an esoteric incantation that topologically inverts your body

I wish insomnia at least gave you more usable hours in the day instead of just more hours where you are stupid

they dont tell you this but you carry your upset younger self in you like a parasitic twin

The lion is concerned. The lion is honestly really fucking worried.

Sex should have a secondary gameplay loop where you build bases, manage resources, and expand your territory

I’m starting to think some of y’all haven’t actually felt the rain on your skin… which is crazy because no one else can feel it for you