how did you know i love tricks like these

brought nothing to the gun fight. whatever man

you really do turn thirty and everything is different and sometimes better. if you're in line for thirty stay in line bro

[desperately trying to sexualize doing laundry] putting... my load... in the

hate how they forced bugs bunny into anti-weed propaganda in the 90s, as if bugs bunny wouldn’t love smoking weed 

To be perfectly fair, bugs bunny would also love taking money for starring in anti-weed propaganda and then using said money to buy weed

bugs bunny is not real 

Ok*reduces you to a simmer* go rest for a while

fingering his plot hole

this site is so easy

sleep is stolen time. don't let them take it from you anymore. tonight. we are staying up. til one billion o clock.

I'm obsessed by the fact that the basket placement heavily implies that this has happened before.

Me thinking why a whale (big) would eat krill (small) and then I remembered rice (yum)

so few people appreciate the wisdom I have to offer.........

masturbation is evil not for any puritan anti-fun reason but because it has permanently claimed so many verbs

nobody can crank anything anymore. and god forbid you jerk

“Welcome to my dark twisted mind” and its anal

everyone start posting your favorite vegetable unless its peas